TOW Rachel's Sister |
Phoebe: Seriously, I don't think Rachel's gonna think it's a good idea? Jill: So who made her Queen of the World? Phoebe: I would love that job! Rachel: This is Chandler. Jill: Hi! Rachel: And you know Monica and Ross. Ross: Hi, Jill. Rachel: And that's Phoebe and that's Joey. Joey: Hey, How you doin'? Rachel: Don't! Jill: Okay, I'm really gonna do this! I don't know how to thank you guys. Phoebe: Oh, I like cars. Jill: So, what do you think? Rachel: Well, I...I don't like it. Jill: Really? Rachel: It's kinda slutty. Jill: It's yours! Rachel: Yeah, well, I'm..I'm a slut. Jill: Me too. Chandler: So you're just, kinda rubbing it on yourself? Monica: Yeah? Chandler: It's nice. Monica: Are you kidding me?! Is this; is this turning you on? Chandler: Yes! [hangs his head in shame] Monica: I can't believe it! What is it? Is it the rubbing or the smell? Chandler: It's all very, very good. [she covers up and sits down] So you wanna go uh, mix it up? Monica: Not now, I'm sick! Chandler: Oh come on you big faker! Monica: What happened to your rule about never sleeping with sick people? Chandler: Well that was before all the vaporizing action. Monica: Okay, if you really wanna have sex... Chandler: Okay! [runs into their bedroom] Monica: [to herself, pleased] Worked like charm. |