TOW Rachel's Sister
Phoebe: Seriously, I don't think Rachel's gonna think it's a good idea?
Jill: So who made her Queen of the World?
Phoebe: I would love that job!

Rachel: This is Chandler.
Jill: Hi!
Rachel: And you know Monica and Ross.
Ross: Hi, Jill.
Rachel: And that's Phoebe and that's Joey.
Joey: Hey, How you doin'?
Rachel: Don't!

Jill: Okay, I'm really gonna do this! I don't know how to thank you guys.
Phoebe: Oh, I like cars.

Jill: So, what do you think?
Rachel: Well, I...I don't like it.
Jill: Really?
Rachel: It's kinda slutty.
Jill: It's yours!
Rachel: Yeah, well, I'm..I'm a slut.
Jill: Me too.

Chandler: So you're just, kinda rubbing it on yourself?
Monica: Yeah?
Chandler: It's nice.
Monica: Are you kidding me?! Is this; is this turning you on?
Chandler: Yes! [hangs his head in shame]
Monica: I can't believe it! What is it? Is it the rubbing or the smell?
Chandler: It's all very, very good. [she covers up and sits down] So you wanna go uh, mix it up?
Monica: Not now, I'm sick!
Chandler: Oh come on you big faker!
Monica: What happened to your rule about never sleeping with sick people?
Chandler: Well that was before all the vaporizing action.
Monica: Okay, if you really wanna have sex...
Chandler: Okay! [runs into their bedroom]
Monica: [to herself, pleased] Worked like charm.
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