| TO That Could've Been -Part 1- |
| Monica: Oh My God! Rachel! You look terrific! Rachel: Oh, so do you! Did you lose weight? Monica: You are so sweet to notice! Yeah, I lost three and a half pounds! Rachel: You are friends with Dr.Drake Ramoray? Chandler: Well, it's kind of hard to be friends with Drake because of his busy schedule and the fact that he's not real. Phoebe: Still going through that dry spell with Carol? Ross: Yeah. Phoebe: How long has it been since you had sex? Ross: Well, last weekend... Phoebe: Oh, that's not so bad Ross: ...will be two months.... Phoebe: Oh. Ross: ...since I stopped trying. Phoebe: Maybe you need to spice things up a little. Ross: What do you mean? Phoebe: I don't know. You could her up, she could tie you up. You could eat stuff off each other. Ross: Oh. Phoebe: Dirty talk, mengatrois, toys. Ross: Wow. Phoebe: Role-playing. You could be the warden, she could be the prisoner. You could be the pirate, she could be the wench. Ross: Okay, I think I got it. Phoebe: Or, you could be two stock brokers and you could rolling around naked on the trading floor and everybody's watching. [Ross looks at her] It never happened. Monica:So how's it going with Joey? Chandler: Oh, just great. He beeps me now with codes. One is "Bring me food." Two is "I'm with a girl, bring us food." Three is "I'm lost and I can't find food." Rachel: Oh, Mon, listen I have to ask: Okay, Joey Tribianni invited me back to his apartment. Now does he do this with a lot of girls? Monica: Yeah, alot. A lot, a lot! Rachel: Oh! And I am one of them! Wow! Oh, I just can't believe this! I mean..Joey Tribianni! Monica: Yeah. You know, it's none of my business, but aren't you married? Rachel: Yeah. Oh I just wish we could not be married for a little bit! You know, I just wish we could be, like, on a break! Monica: What if I was still fat? You wouldn't be dating me for sure. Chandler: Sure I would. Everyone else: Oh yeah. Really. Come on. Chandler: What? You guys think I'm really that shallow? Ross: No, I just think Monica was that fat. |