| TO That Could've Been -Part 2- |
| Rachel: You know, if someone told me a week ago I would be peeing in Joey Tribianni's apartment... Joey: Yeah, life's pretty great, isn't it? Joey: So, was it amazing? Ross: It was...it was okay. Joey: Just okay? Did you do it right? Ross: Look, it's just...Did you ever go to a party and think, Would really anyone miss me if I were't here? Rachel: Good day for married people, huh? Ross: I'm sorry your husband cheated on you. Rachel: I'm sorry your wife is gay. I guess women aren't that great either. Ross: Try telling my wife that. Monica: Stop it. I'm sorry. It's just tonight was suppose to be a big deal. Chandler: What was tonight? Monica: You don't wanna know what tonight was. Chandler: Okay. What was tonight? Monica: Tonight was....was going to be my first time. Chandler: With Roger? [Monica cringes] Not just with Roger? [cringes again] Oh my God. Monica: Alright, relax Mr. 'I've had sex four times.' Chandler: Four different women! I've had sex way more times. Monica: How many? Chandler: Nine Monica: Chandler, I'm gonna die a virgin! Chandler: No you're not. You're sweet and wonderful and this is gonna happen for you. Monica: Yeah really? When? You wanna do it with me? Chandler: Okay. Monica: I was kidding. Chandler: So was I. Chandler: Oh my God! Monica: I know! I'll tell you something, we're gonna do that again. Chandler: Oh, okay! Ross: Hey Joey, did you ever have a threesome? Joey: Look Ross, I think Carol's great and I'm sure you're a very attractive man but... Ross: No the reason that I'm asking is that I sorta had one last night. |