| TOW The Unagi |
| Ross: Hey, remember when I had a monkey? Chandler: Yeah. Ross: Yeah. What...what was I thinking? Ross: Hey, what have you guys been up to? Phoebe: We went to a self-defense class. Rachel: Yeah. Kicking a guy in the crotch all morning really takes it out of ya. Joey: Takes it ouf of you? Huh. Phoebe: No, now we can kick anybody's ass. Ross: What, after one class? I don't think so. Rachel: You want to see me defend myself? Go over there and pretend you're a sexual predator. Go on, I dare ya! Ross: Well, of course you can defend yourself from an attack you know is coming. That's not enough. Look, I studied karate for a long time, and there's a concept you should be really familiar with. It's what the Japanese call Unagi. Rachel: Isn't that a kind of sushi? Ross: No, it's a concept. Phoebe: Yeah, yeah it is. It's fresh water eel. Ross: Alright, maybe it means that too. Rachel: Uh, I would kill for a salmon skin roll right now. Ross: You know, fine, get attacked. I don't even care. Ross: You know what? She'd love this. Uh, it's an exact replica of Apollo 8. I made it in the sixth grade. Chandler: Yeah, I guess I could use that. I could say that "your love sends me to the moon." Ross:Yeah, yeah, except Apollo 8 didn't actually land on the moon. But you...you could write that, umm, "your love lets me orbit the moon twice and return safely." Ross: I tried attacking two women. It didn't work. Instructor: What? Ross: No, I mean...it's okay, I mean, they're...they're my friends. In fact, I, I, I, was married to one of them. Instructor: Let me get this straight, man. You attacked your ex-wife? Ross: Oh, no! No, no! No, I tried. But I couldn't. That's why I'm here. Maybe we could attack them together? "Or, y'know, I used to beg for money. Of course it helps if you've got y'know a little of this [sticks chest out and shakes it] goin' on. Wow! I still have it!"-Phoebe Chandler: Wow! [to the sock bunny on his hand] You are way to young to have seen that! Monica: Ooops! [Covers its eyes] Y'know your birthday is in a month-and-a-half, what do you say if I forget to get you a present for that too? Chandler: You are totally and completely 100% forgiven. Monica: We have go to wash that! [referring to the sock bunny] Chandler: Yeah! [takes it off his hand and throws it behind the night stand] Monica: Do you remember that jacket you love so much, that you thought was too expensive? Chandler: You have done enough! Monica: I wanna wake up early and go get it for you! Chandler: No you don't-get it in black, not brown. [the oven dings] Monica: Oop, your cake is ready! Chandler: Oop! [they both get out of bed and walk to the kitchen] Chandler: Well, it's like that old saying, "Have sex, eat some cake." |