| TOW Ross Dates A Student |
| Ross: Hey! I just got my teacher evaluations! Check out what this one student wrote: "I loved Dr.Geller's class. Mind blowing lectures! Dr.Geller, you are definitely the hottie of the paleontology department." Chandler: Ah, Hotties of the Paleontology Department, there's a big selling calendar, eh? Rachel: Who wrote it? Ross: Oh, I wish I knew, but the evaluations are all anonymous. Joey: Oh hey, do you still have their final exams? Ross: Yeah. Joey: Oh, because you can just match the evaluation to the exam with the same hand writing and boom, there's your admirer. Chandler: A hot girl's at stake and all of a sudden he's Rain Man. Joey: Now listen, the last day of auditions is Thursday, okay? So I gotta get in there by Thursday, okay? Okay? Just remember Thursday. Thursday! Can you remember Thursday? Chandler: Yeah. So Tuesday? Joey: Thursday! Look, if you need help remembering, just think of it like this: The third day. All right? Monday, one day. Tuesday, two day. Wednesday, when? Huh? What day? Thursday! The third day! Okay? "Oh, it's bad. It's really bad. The only thing in there that isn't burned is an ax. Which I do not remember buying. "-Phoebe Monica: All right, well, why don't I go out with an ex-boyfriend and do Joey a favor? Joey: Hey, you wanna do Joey a favor, maybe you go out with Joey! Ross: It is frowned upon. Especially by that professor we ran into last night, Judgey Von Holier-than-thou. Monica: Well, Ross, you be careful now. You don't want to get a reputation as, you know, Professor McNails-His-Students. Joey: Oh, well think of it like this, when you're 90... Ross: I know, when I'm 90 she'll be like 80 and it won't seem like such a big difference. Joey: No, that's not what I was going to say at all. No, what I was going to say is when you're 90 you'll still have the memory of what it was like to be with a 20 year old. |