| TOW The Proposal, Part 2 |
| Monica: So, that marriage stuff that you were saying yesterday, you don't really believe that do you? Chandler: Sure I do. In fact, I think the whole concept of marriage is unnatural. I mean look at pigs. Let's take a second here and look at pigs. Okay, pigs don't mate for life. I mean a pig can have like a hundred sexual partners in a lifetime, and that's just an ordinary pig, not even a pig that's good at sports! Joey: Where the hell have you been? [while in a Captain uniforum] Chandler: I was making a coconut phone with the professor. Chandler: Yeah I even got a ring. Did you get a ring? Richard: No, I don't have a ring! You go get her Chandler. And can I give you a piece of advice? If you do get her, don't let her go. Trust me. Chandler: Y'know Richard, you are a good guy. Richard: I know. I hate that! Rachel: Yeah, love. It's a tricky business, isn't it? Ross: I guess so. Rachel: So what do you say we me a pact? If you and I are both single by the time we're 40, we get married. I mean, we know each other, we like each other, and we've-we've already slept together so y'know there'll be no surprises there! You know what I mean? No, like 'What's that?!" Monica: You wanted it to be a surprise. Chandler: Oh my God.[Monica gets down on one knee] Monica: Chandler...In all my life...I never thought I would be so lucky...[starts to cry] As to...fall in love with my best...my best...There's a reason why girls don't do this! Chandler: Okay! [he joins her on one knee] Okay! Okay! Oh God, I thought...[starts to cry, pauses] Wait a minute, I-I can do this. [Pause] I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you...you make me happier than I ever thought I could be. [Stars to cry again] And if you'll let me, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. [Pauses as he gets the ring] Monica, will you marry me? Monica: Yes. [he happily puts the ring on her fingers, they hug, and kiss] Monica: I knew you were likely to take a wife! |