| TOW Monica's Thunder |
| Phoebe: Check it out. Okay, I could play this when the guests are coming in. Okay, [starts singing] First time I met Chandler I thought he was gay, But here I am singing on his wedding day. Monica: Phoebe! Phoebe: If you would've let me finish, it goes on to say that he's probably not gay. "I'm sorry, apparently I've opened the door to the past"-Monica when she sees Ross & Rachel kissing in the hall Chandler: Now Monica, I know you're upset, but don't forget: There is going to be a wedding, you are going to throw the bouquet, and then there's going to be a honeymoon, maybe in Paris. Monica: Paris? Chandler: We will take a moonlit walk on the Rue de la Blehblehblehbloo. Phoebe: And if you wanna look 19, then you...you gotta do something about your eyes. Joey: What? What's wrong with my eyes? Phoebe: They give you away. There's just...there's too much wisdom in there. Just put some tea bags on them for like 15 minutes. Joey: And that'll get rid of my wisdom? Phoebe: Maybe just 10 minutes for you. "When I get married, guess who won't get to sing? Someone named Geller and somebody else named Bing!"-Phoebe [singing] Monica: Maybe you can't stand the fact that your formerly fat friend is getting married before you! Rachel: Oh wow. That...you know what? That is so unfair. You know what? Now I want to steal your thunder. Come on Ross, let's go have sex! Monica: I can't believe you're going to have sex on my engagement night! Chandler: Well somebody should... Phoebe: [singing] We thought Phoebe would leave, but she just stayed and stayed. That's right. I'm here all night, and Chandler will never get laid. Chandler: Hey! Here's a dollar, consider it a deposit. Please sing at our wedding! Phoebe: Oh thank you. Chandler: Okay. Phoebe: [singing again] Who will perform the ceremony? Who will perform the ceremony?... Rachel: Ugh, Monica I don't want to steal your stupid thunder! Monica: Oh please! Why else would you have made out with Ross?! Ross: Got me. [shows off his hands] Rachel: All right, easy mimey, the moment has passed, it ain't gonna happen! "Then we will sprinkle rose petals on the bed and make love. Not just because it's romantic but because I can"-Chandler |