TOW Rachel's Book
Rachel: Yeah, we got a lot to do! We gotta think about the flowers, the caterers, the music..
Chandler: Oh, I got some thoughts on that.
Rachel: Oh wait Chandler, too many cooks...
Ross: Take it from me, as the groom all you have to do is show up and try to say the right name.

Ross: The wedding book? I haven't seen that thing since fourth grade!
Monica: This baby has got everything. Take, you know, locations, for instance. First, organized alphabetically; then geographically; then by square footage.
Phoebe: That is so smart. [whispers to Chandler] Break it off now! Break it off now!

Rachel: What happened at dinner?
Monica: My parents spent the money for our wedding!
Phoebe: My god! What did you order?

Joey: Dude, what were you massaging an old man for?
Ross: His daughter was hot.
Joey: Gotcha.

Chandler: Look I've thought about it, too and I'm sorry. I think we should spend all of the money on the wedding.
Monica: You do?
Chandler:Yeah, I'm putting my foot down. [Chuckles] Yeah, look. When I proposed, I told you that I would do anything to make you happy...and if having the perfect wedding makes you happy then..then that's what we're going to do.
Monica:You are so sweet. Oh, but wait. What about, what about the future and stuff?
Chandler: Ahh, forget about the future and stuff. So we only have two kids. You know, we'll pick our favorite and that one will get to go to college.
Monica: I mean, you've thought about that?
Chandler: Yeah.
Monica: How many kids were we gonna have?
Chandler: Uh, four...a boy, twin girls, and another boy.
Monica: What else did you think about?
Chandler: Well, stuff like where we'd live. You know, like a small place outside the city were our kids could learn to ride their bikes and stuff. You know,we could have a cat that had a bell on its collar and we could hear it every time it ran through the little door. Of course, we'd have an apartment over the garage where Joey could grow old.
Monica: You know what? I-I don't want a big, fancy wedding.
Chandler: Sure you do.
Monica:No. I want everything that you've just said. I want a marriage.
Chandler: You sure?
Monica: Mm-hmm.
Chandler: I love you so much.
Monica: I love you.

Phoebe: I just don't know what the big deal is.
Ross: The big deal is I don't want naked greasy strangers in my apartment when I wanna kick back with a puzzle -beer, cold beer.

Rachel: You don't need this custom-made-Empire-waisted Dutchess sating gown. You can wear off the rack.
Chandler: Look, really, it's gonna be okay. The important thing is that we love each other and we're gonna get married.
Rachel: Do you ever understand what "off the rack" means?
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