| TOW Rachel's Assistant |
| Monica: Phoebe, do you think that your favorite animal says very much about you? Phoebe: What? You mean behind my back? Chandler: So Ross and I are going to Disneyland and we stop at this restaurant for tacos. And when I say restaurant, I mean a guy, a hibachi and the trunk of his car. So Ross has about 10 tacos. And anyway, we're on Space Mountain and Ross starts to feel a little iffy. Monica: Oh my God. He threw up? Chandler: No, he visited a little town south of throw up. So what was Phoebe's secret? Monica: Oh, Nancy Thompson, from Phoebe's old massage place, is getting fired. Chandler: That's it? I gave up my Disneyland story for that? Monica: That's right! You lose, sucker!....Please still marry me. Ross: Oh really? Well I guess Monica should know about Atlantic City. Chandler: Dude! Monica: What happened in Atlantic City? Ross: Well, Chandler and I are in a bar... Chandler: Did you not hear me say, "Dude!" Ross: And this girl is making eyes at Chandler, okay? So after a while he goes over to her and, uh, after a minute or two, I see them kissing. Now, I know what you're thinking, Chandler's not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls. Monica: You kissed a guy? Oh my god. Chandler: In my defense, it was dark and he was a very pretty guy. Ross: Oh, Mon, I laughed so hard.... Chandler: Ho ho, so hard we had to throw out your underwear again? Ross: Whatever, dude. You kissed a guy. Chandler: You wanna tell secrets? Okay, okay! In college, Ross used to wear leg warmers! Ross: All right! All right! Chandler entered a Vanilla Ice look-a-like contest and won! Chandler: Ross came in fourth and cried! Ross: Once Monica was sent to her room without dinner, so she ate macaroni off a jewelry box she'd made. Monica: Ross used to stay up every Saturday night to watch The Golden Girls! Ross: Monica couldn't tell time till she was 13! Monica: Chandler one time wore my underwear to work! Chandler: Hey! Monica: Oh, I'm sorry. I couldn't think of anymore for Ross. Ross: Oh! Oh! In college, Chandler got drunk and slept with the lady who cleaned our dorm! Chandler: That was you. Ross: Whatever, dude, you kissed a guy. Tag: Phoebe. That's a great name. Phoebe: Oh, you like that? You should hear my phone number. Tag: I got asked out twice today when I was at lunch. By guys. Rachel: Oh really? Tag: Yeah. Did you tell someone that I was gay? Rachel: Oh, did you not want people to know that? Tag: But I'm not gay. And I especially wouldn't want you to think that I am gay. Rachel: Why's that? Tag: I don't think I should say. Rachel: Oh, you can say. Come on, I don't want you to feel like you can't tell me things. Tag: Okay. Rachel: 'Kay. Tag: Well... Rachel: Yeah.... Tag: I'd love to ask out your friend Phoebe Rachel: Yeah....she's gay. |