| TOW The Engagement Picture |
| Monica: What's the matter? Chandler: Someone on the subway licked my neck! Licked my neck! Phoebe: Oh, WIlly's alive! Rachel: Hey look, look! Phoebe's talking to, uh, Cute Coffeehouse Guy. Ross: Oh, you guys call him "Cute Coffeehouse Guy." We call him, "Hums While He Pees." Chandler: Yes, and we call Ross, "Lingers In The Bathroom." Chandler: Rach, if you have a crush on this guy, why would you hire him? I mean, you know you can't date him, right? Rachel: Oh, no, I know that. I know that. Although we made a joke that we spend so much time together, he should call me his work wife. Ross: Soo he'll be able to call you that lady he knew that got fired. "I like this one. It seems to say, "I love you, and that's why I have to kill you"-Ross [looking at a picture] Phoebe: So how are things going with "Crazy"? Has she cooked your rabbit yet? Ross: Listen, you are hearing one side of the story, okay? And F.Y.I. she must've shown Kyle over 30 paint samples before she painted that room! And his response to each one was "I don't give a tiny rat's ass." Phoebe: Yeah, well, maybe she should've spent a little less time decorating and a little more time in the bedroom. Ross: Well, I don't think we are gonna have that problem, but maybe that's just because I am not emotionally unavailable! Phoebe: You think he's emotionally unavailable? Ross: I think he can be. Phoebe: Well, maybe he wouldn't be if she didn't bring the office home every night! Ross: Well, excuse her for knowing what she wants to do with her life. Phoebe: Yeah well, she certainly knew what she was doing New Years Eve 1997. Ross: I knew you were gonna throw that in my face! That was three years ago! She apologized and apologized! What more do you want? Phoebe: We want the last six years back! Ross: So do we! So do we! "This picture is supposed to say "Geller and Bing To Be Married," not "Local Woman Saves Drowning Moron!"-Monica Phoebe: [returning] Hey you guys, Hums While He Pees just asked me out! Rachel: Hey, I thought that guy was married. Phoebe: He is! But he's getting divorced -- Ross! Maybe you know him. Ross: It's not a club. Rachel: I am not gonna get fired, because I'm not gonna act on it. Phoebe: So you wouldn't mind if he was dating someone else? Rachel: Why? Is he? He is! Isn't he? He's dating that slut in marketing! "Find the one where you make your bedroom eyes"-Monica Rachel: We made a joke though, that we spend so much time together he should call me his work-wife. Ross: Soon he'll be able to call you that lady he knew that got fired. Rachel: I thought that guy was married. Phoebe: He is but he's getting divorced. Ross, maybe you know him. Ross: It's not a club. Rachel: Phoebe, if this guy's going through a divorce, is it such a good idea to start going out with him? Ross: Hey, divorced men are not bad. Chandler: They have that on the napkins at the club. Chandler: Oh my God, those are my bedroom eyes? Why did you ever sleep with me? Monica: Do you really want to pull at that thread? "Fine. Thank you for warning me. At breakfast I'll be on full alert for room-painting and sex weapons"-Ross Rachel: Yeah but, my assistant Tag does sit-ups in the office during lunch. Ohh! I could just spread him on a cracker. Chandler: Rach, if you have a crush on this guy, why would you hire him? I mean, y'know you can't date him, right? Rachel: Oh no, I know that. I know that. Although, we made a joke that we spend so much time together he should call me his work wife. Ross: Soon he'll be able to call you the lady he knew that got fired. |