| TOW The Nap Partners |
| Monica: You broke up with her because she was fat? Chandler: Yeah. Yeah, but it was a really, really long time ago! Does she still feel bad? Monica: Apparently she does Chandler: Well, you know what they say, elephants never forget. Seriously, good luck marrying me. Ross: It is time to give your maid of honor speech. Rachel: Oh, wait a minute, we haven't prepared.... Ross: Go! Rachel: Okay! Okay! Um, Webster's dictionary defines marriage as...Okay, forget that! That sucks! Okay? Never mind! Forget it! Um,um, okay, uh...I met, I...I met, I met Monica when we were just a couple of six year olds, and, uh, became friends with Chandler when he was 25, although he seemed like a six year old. Joey: Oh! That's nice. Rachel: Thank you. Thank you very much. Um, I've known them separately and I've known them together and...and to know them as a couple is to know that you are truly in the presence of love. So I would like to raise my glass to Monica and Chandler, and the beautiful adventure they are about to embark upon together. I can think of no two people better prepared for the journey. Joey: Wow. Great speech. Ross: Yeah, it really was! Rachel: Oh, thanks! Ross: Okay, Phoebe, I guess you're next. Although I don't see the point. Joey: Yeah. Phoebe: Okay. I can't believe that Monica and Chandler are getting married. I remember talking about this day with Rachel while we were showering together...naked. Joey: And she's back in the game. Monica: All right, I...I have to ask. Chandler: What? Monica: Are you gonna break up with me if I get fat again? Chandler: What?! Monica: Well, you broke up with Julie Grath!How much weight could she have gained? Chandler: A hundred and fourty-five pounds. Monica: In one year?! My God what did she eat? Her-her family! That's not the point. Chandler: Look I know it was a stupid reason to break up with somebody, but I was 15! Monica: Well...That's not the only time this was an issue. You remember when umm, you spend Thanksgiving with us? You called me fat. Chandler: Okay. Okay, now wait a minute that was totally different. Monica: How? Chandler: You were not supposed to hear that! I said that behind your back! Monica: What if I have babies, okay? I mean I'm gonna look different. I'm okay with that, but I'm not sure that you are! Chandler: Look you have to realize I don't think of you as a thin, beautiful woman. [Monica glares at him] See this is one of the things that I can apologize for later!Look, what I mean is you're Monica! Okay? And I am in love with Monica. Monica: Keep going. Chandler: So you can balloon up or you can shrink down and I will still love you. Monica: Even if I shrink down to two inches tall? Chandler: I'd carry you around in my pocket. Monica: I love you. [they hug and kiss] Chandler: Skidmark's still got a way with the ladies. "I want to get out of here before Joey gets all worked up and starts calling everybody 'bitch' " -Chandler Chandler: What did this woman look like? Monica: She was like thirty, dark hair, attractive. Chandler: Well, is there any chance you were looking into a bright shiny thing called a mirror? Joey: Uh, hey, look, uh, Ross, look I think we need to talk about before. Ross: No! No we don't! Joey: Yes we do! Now look, that was the best nap I ever had! Ross: I....I don't know what you're talking about. Joey: Come on! Admit it! That was the best nap you ever had! Ross: I've had better. Joey: Okay! When? Ross: All right! All right! It was the best nap ever! Joey: Uh-huh! Ross: I've said it. Okay? But it's over, Joey. Joey: I want to do it again. Ross: We can't do it again. Joey: Why not? Ross: Because it's weird! Joey: Fine! Do you want something to drink? Ross: Sure, what do you got? Joey: Warm milk and Excedrin P.M. Rachel: Well of course, we will help you decide! We will do anything we can to help you! Now, I would like to make a toast, to the future Mrs. Chandler Bing, my best friend and truly one of the nicest people that... Monica: I'm really not deciding! Rachel: Fine! |