| TOW Ross's Library Book |
| Ross: Let me ask you something. At your school was there, uh, like a place on campus where students went to uh, fool around? Rachel: Yeah, there was. It was in the corner of the library where...where all these dusty books were that nobody ever read....yeah, there was. Ross: Great! Because people kept showing up, I think it's like a...a thing! Joey: Now hold on for a second. Fifth floor, against that back wall? Ross: Oh for cryin' out loud! Rachel: Wow. Well, I guess it wasn't Cupid who brought her here. Phoebe: No, just a regular old flying dwarf. Ross: Excuse me. Hi, I'm a professor here. Do you know the Paleontology section, fifth floor, stack 437? The Librarian: Well, yes! Just give me five minutes, I just have to find someone to cover my shift. Ross: No! No! No! Can I speak to someone in charge please? Ross: I'm a professor here, uh, Ross Geller. Woman: Ross Geller, why do I know that name? It's....uh, wait! Did you write this? Ross: Yes! You're the person who checked out my book! |