| TOW Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs |
| Joey: Say hello to the new champ of Chandler's dumb states game. Ross: Wow, how many have you got? Joey: Fifty-six! Joey: All right, Rach. The big question is "does he like you?" All right? Because if he doesn't like you, this is all a moo point. Rachel: Huh. A moo point? Joey: Yeah, it's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo. Rachel: Have I been living with him for too long, or did that all just make sense? Chandler: Monica's all upset because I sent Clunkers away. Joey: So? Bring the dog back, you're a hero. Chandler: Yeah, I can be a hero, I could do that. I could, I could do...W-w-what if....what if it attacks me? Joey: Chandler, it's like a big gerbil. Chandler: And that doesn't scare you? "Uh, yeah, well, see, he...Joey knows, that I'm-I'm very insecure about my back and, and....you're hugging me, so obivously you are not repulsed by it, yeah!"-Rachel Ross: You forgot fourteen states? Monica: Nobody cares about the Dakotas! "If you don't know them by now you will never know them, okay. That is the beauty of this game, it makes you want to kill yourself"-Chandler Monica: Hey, did you guys know your oven doesn't work? Joey: But the drawer full of take-out menus is okay, right? Rachel: When a guy breaks up with his girlfriend, what is the appropriate amount of time to wait before you make a move. Phoebe: Oh I'd say about a month. Monica: Really? I'd say three to four. Joey: Half-hour. Rachel: Interesting. Monica: When it's your assistant, I'd say never. "Fine, take their advice. No one ever listens to me. When the package is this pretty, no one ever cares what's inside"-Joey "Okay, maybe this is so hard because there aren't 50 states. Let me tell you something, I have 49 states and there are no more!"-Ross Rachel: Oh right, sorry. But Tag's not coming; his girlfriend came into town, so he's spending Thanksgiving with her. Monica: Oh! Why didn't you tell me? I made him his own individual sweet potato stuffed pumpkin. Rachel: Well, I was going to, but then I figured, you know....your food is so delicious and perfect, you can never have too many of those pumpkin things. Monica: Now you think I wouldn't enjoy that, because it is so fake. [laughs] but I still do. |