| TOW The Holiday Armadillo |
| "So you like the drums? That's, that's great! You know, I was worried, you know, that would create maybe an unbearable living situation. But okay, well, apparently not, so yay!"-Phoebe to Rachel "Hey Pheebs, if you want to get Joey a Christmas present that disrupts the entire building, why not get him something a bit more subtle, like a wrecking bal or a vile of small pox to release in the hallway?"-Chandler Ross(as the Holiday Armadillo): Merry Christmas. Oh, and Happy Hanukkah! Ben: Are you for Hanukkah too? Because I'm part Jewish! Ross: Huh? You are? Me too! Monica: Because armadillos also wandered in the desert? Ross: I'm finally getting him excited about Hanukkah. I mean, you're, you're wrecking it. Chandler: But I didn't get to shake my belly like a bowl full of jelly! Ross: I'm sorry, Chandler, but this, this is really important to me. Chandler: Fine, I'll give the suit back. Monica: Hey, you think you can keep it another night? Chandler: Santa? Really? Monica: Yeah. Is that all right? Chandler: Did your dad ever dress up like Santa? Monica: No. Chandler: Then it's okay! Ross(as the Holiday Armadillo): Okay, Ben, Santa has to go! Say goodbye! Ben: No, why does he have to go? Chandler(as Santa): Um, because if Santa and the Holiday Armadillo are even in the same room for too long, the universe will implode. Merry Christmas! Rachel: So what should we do? Should we start looking for a new place? Phoebe: You know, I'm, I'm sensing that, um, my grandmother would not be comfortable with that. Rachel: Oh yeah? Starting to feel her there again, are we? Phoebe: Little bit, yeah. Rachel: Yeah. Pheebs, is your grandmother maybe saying that you should live here alone? Phoebe: You heard her too? You have the gift! "It looks like the Easter Bunny's Funeral in Here"-Rachel Monica: Are you going to dress up as Santa? Ross: Nope. I mean, I know Susan does every year, but I think I wanna take this year to teach him all about Hanukkah. Phoebe: And maybe I could teach Ben about the Christmas skull and how people die. Rachel: You may need to use this year to teach Ben about Phoebe. Monica: It's easy! Just keep it casual! Give him a kind word, shake his hand, and give him the money! Chandler: How do you know so much about this? Monica: I don't know. Chandler: Richard used to do it, didn't he? Monica: We'd be eating our soup right now. Chandler: Mustached bastard... |