TOW All The Cheesecakes
Monica: You invite my brother, my whole family, and not me? Why? Why wouldn'tyou want me at your wedding? What could I have possibly done? Stuart!
Frannie: I believe you know my husband.
Ross: So it's really a question of who you could have possibly done.

Joey: All right, I should get going. Big day at work. You know I'm in a coma? Today they do this test on me, and it turns out I'm not brain dead.
Chandler: So....
Joey: Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh Mr. Smartypants. It's just my character that's not brain dead!

David: You look phenonmenal.
Phoebe: Well...yeah. You look great, too. Did you get a hair cut?
David: Yeah. Well, yeah I...I got like 30 of them.

Joey: Is there anything I can do? Whatever you need.
Phoebe: Well, but now if you could achieve positronic distillation of subatomic particles, you know, before he does, then he could come back.
Joey: I could give it a shot.

"We are dessert stealers, we are living outside of the law!"-Rachel

"No, it will be okay, because Mrs.Braverman will send away for a new one, and then everyone wins. The only losers are the big cheesecake conglomerate..."Mama's Little Bakery"-Chandler

Chandler: But I already opened the box and you can't return the box and you've opened the box.
Rachel: Why not?
Chandler: [whining] Because it's too delicious!
Back to Season 7 Quotes Index