| TOW Rosita Dies |
| Joey: No, Rosita does not move. Rachel: I'm sorry? Rosita? As in... Joey: As in, "Rosita doesn't move" Rachel: Joey, it's just a chair! Whats the big deal? Joey: The big deal is that it is the exact equal distance from the bathroom to the kitchen and it's at the perfect angle so that you don't get any glare coming off Stevie. Rachel: Stevie the TV? Chandler: I think I should get the chair! Joey: How do you figure? Chandler: Because you broke a chair and you broke a chair! The only one around here that hasn't broken a chair is me! Rachel: No, no, no! This chair's not going anywhere. Chandler: Well, where's the logic in that? Rachel: The logic is that there are two of us and we are both strong enough to break a chair in half Mr.Geller: Well, I don't know what's in the boxes down here, but I do know there are six or seven Easy Bake Ovens in the attic. Monica: I used to love to play restaurant Ross: Yeah, not as much as you used to love to play "un-cooked batter eater". Monica: Hey, its unreasonable to expect a child to wait for a lightbulb to cook brownies! Phoebe: I'm hearing what you're saying, but at our prices everyone needs toner. Earl: Not me Phoebe: May I ask why? Earl: You wanna know why. You wanna know why? Phoebe: I surely do! Earl: Okay, I dont need any toner because I'm going to kill myself. Phoebe: Um....is....that because you're out of toner? |