| TOW Joey's New Brain |
| Joey: You're not gonna believe it! My character is coming out of his coma! Everyone: Oh! Chandler: That's great! Joey: And...not only that, I'm gettin' a new brain! Chandler: So great things are happening at work and in your personal life Joey: I'm Joey Tribianni; we did a scene together yesterday. I....I'm the guy in the coma. Ceceilia: Oh, that was a real person? Monica: You cannot play bagpipes at the wedding! Ross: How did you know about that? Chandler: We heard you play all the way from your apartment. Ross: Were you the ones that called the cops? Chandler: That's not really important right now. Rachel: What? Wait! Why...why do you get the story? Phoebe: I don't know. I haven't been out in a date so long. Rachel: Phoebe, you had a date three days ago. Phoebe: That wasn't a date! That was, that was just friends getting together...[quietly] having sex "Or we could use it to call China. See how those guys are doing"-Phoebe "What if, um, if he calls his own phone to find out who found it and I answer and we start talking and we fell in love. I mean wouldn't that be a great story? Kind of like a fairy tale for the digital age."-Rachel Ross: Oh well, it sounds to me like your family is ready to uh, rediscover its Scottish roots. Monica: No! No-no they're not. They're stil very angry! But y'know Chandler is also half-Swedish. You know what the Swedish people are famous for? Sitting down and being quiet. |