| TOW The Truth About London |
| Rachel: Okay. Uh, want something...want something to drink? Ben: Okay. Rachel: Great! How do you feel about Diet Coke? Ben: I'm not allowed to have soda. Rachel: Okay. Well, that's pretty much all we have...oh! Oh, have you ever had a virgin margarita? Ben: What's a virgin? Rachel: Water it is. Rachel: Ben, you know, when you were a baby, you and I used to hang out all the time. 'Cause I was...I was your daddy's girlfriend. Ben: But you're not anymore! Rachel: No, I'm not. Ben: 'Cause you guys were on a break. Phoebe: It's amazing! My headache is completely gone! What are those pills called? Monica: Hexadrin Phoebe: Oh, I love you, Hexadrin! Oh look! It comes with a story! Monica: No, Phoebe, those are, like, the side-effects and stuff. Phoebe: Say what? Monica: You know, the possible side-effects. Phoebe: Oh my God Dizziness, nervousness, drowsiness, facial swelling, nausea, headache...headache! Vomiting, stomach bleeding, liver damage! Now, okay I don't recall any of this coming up when you gave me these little death capsules! Oh, I'm sorry, extra-strength death capsules! Phoebe: I have liver damage. Ow! Oh! Monica: Phoebe, your liver is right here. Phoebe: Okay, then I must be disoriented Phoebe: Did you ever feed him a poison capsule that made him bleed from the eyes? Monica: It doesn't say that! Phoebe: Oh, suddenly, someone knows all about the side-effects! Chandler: How drunk are you? Monica: Drunk enough to know I want to do this. Not so drunk that you should feel guilty about taking advantage. Chandler: That's the perfect amount! Rachel: But they're funny to kids, and who is it hurting? Ross: Uh, you know what? I'll tell you who it hurts! It hurts the kid who has all his clothes stolen in gym class so he has to go to the principal's office wearing nothing but a catcher's mitt! Rachel: That was you? We heard about you in junior high! Did you really just shake your first in the air and shout, "I will be revenged!"? Ross: I will be! Rachel: Look, he doesn't have any brothers or sisters; somebody's gotta teach him this stuff! And I haven't taught him anything a normal six year old doesn't know anyway. Ben: Crap! Rachel: I gotta go! Phoebe: This is a six hour pill! Thats it, I'm out of the woods! Oh, what a relief! Joey: Good for you! Phoebe: Oh, it's like this huge weight has been lifted! 'Cause look, no hair loss, not a rash, no hives. I'm just so happy! Because no shortness of breath, no temporary euphoria....Oh "The point is that is was you that was there that night. It is you that I am marrying. It is you that I fell in love with."-Monica Phoebe: Ooo! You should have one of us do it! Monica: Phoebe, we're getting married, married; not sixth grade married. Monica and Chandler: Three! [they lift up the covers and check each other out, then come back up with silly grins on their faces] Chandler: Well I think its safe to say that our friendship is effectively ruined. Monica: Ehh, we weren't that close anyway! Chandler: Eh! "We are going to have a legitimate member of the clergy, and when I saw legitimate, I mean gay and in control of his saliva"-Chandler Joey: I won't stare at Monica's breasts. Everyone knows I'm an ass man. Monica: That's true. |