| TOW Joey's Award |
| Rachel: Now I feel bad for the kid! I had a crush on a teacher once, and it was so hard! You know, I couldn't concentrate and I blushed every time he looked at me. I mean, come on, you remember what it's like to be 19 and in love. Ross: Yeah, I guess I can cut him some slack. Rachel: Yeah Joey: How did you get over that teacher? Rachel: I didn't...I got under him. Monica: So, I'm not supposed to share my doubt and fears with the guy I'm gonna spend the rest of my life with? Phoebe: That is corect! Yes, you're supposed to take all of that stuff and put it in a little box in your mind and then lock it up tight. Monica: Your mother told you this? Phoebe: Yes! Monica: The woman that got married a bunch of times and than killed herself when you were 13? Phoebe: Oh my God! You're right! Go! Go tell Chandler! Hurry, before it's too late! Wait, no! Does this also mean putting out doesn't get you love? "Um....I....uh...I'm your teacher. I'm sorry, you're....you're a student, and I like women. In spite of what may be written on the backs of some of these chairs"-Ross "And the winner is...Jessica Ashley from Days of Our Lives. Uh, unfortunately Jessica couldn't be with us tonight so I'll be accepting this award on her behalf. And I'm sure that Jessica would like to thank my parents who always believed in me. She'd also like to thank my friends, Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel, who's sitting right there!"-Joey Rachel: If you win, you have to hug me. Hug me. Joey: Okay. Can I squeeze your ass? Rachel: On TV? Yeah. Joey: Okay. Rachel: Oh my God, you stole her award. Joey: No, no, no. I'm accepting it on her behalf. Rachel: I don't think you know what "behalf" means. Joey: Sure I do. It's a verb. As in "I be half-in' it" Monica: Sometimes it bothers me that I'm never gonna have that feeling...you know, when you meet someone for the first time and its new and exciting. You know that rush? Chandler: No. No, see, when I first meet somebody it's usually panic, aniexty and a great deal of sweating. |