| TOW Ross & Monica's Cousin |
| Monica: Chandler and I have this pact not to have sex again until after the wedding. Ross: A no-sex pact, huh? I actually have one of those going on with every woman in America. Monica: I gotta make up the guest bedroom. Hey, cousin Cassie is coming to stay with us for a few days. Ross: Cassie? Monica: Uh-huh. Ross: Wow, I haven't seen her for like forever. I wonder if she still carries that Barbie everywhere she goes. Monica: Ross, she's 25 years old! Ross: So what! I still have..no, you're probably right. Racchel: I think we can do it if we just get organized, all right? We have two days to plan this party. We just need to make fast decisions! Okay? Where are we gonna have it? Phoebe: Uh, here. What time? Rachel: Four o'clock. Food? Phoebe: Finger sandwiches and tea. Rachel: Oh, great! Very Monica! Phoebe: And chili! Rachel: Ah, you went one too far. Uh, flowers or baloons? Phoebe: Both! Rachel: We're paying for this, you know. Phoebe: Neither. Rachel: Okay. Umm, what should we do for the theme? Phoebe: Lusts of the flesh Rachel: What? Phoebe: I don't know. A cowboy theme? The Accountant: So, what time is Monica suppose to get here? Phoebe and Rachel: I don't know Rachel: Excuse us for a minute. You didn't tell her to come? Phoebe: You were suppose to tell her! Rachel: No I wasn't! You were suppose to tell her to come and I was suppose to bring the cake! Phoebe: Fine, I'll go call her. Rachel: Yes. And please tell her to bring a cake! The Casting Director: And your agent said you were okay with the nudity. Joey: Yeah! Yeah sure, just as long as it's handled tastefully and that barn is not too cold. Monica: Well, this may sound crazy, but there maybe something we could fashion. Joey: Like what? Monica: Well, I'm not sure yet, but off the top of my head I'm thinking double sided tape and some sort of luncheon meat. Monica: All right, turkey. Uh, that won't work. Cheese? That won't work. Olive loaf? I hope that won't work. Rachel: Are you makin' him a sandwich? Monica: No, it's, um, more like a wrap. Cassie: I guess the last time we really hung out was when our parents rented that beach house together. Ross: Oh, right, right. Oh, remember the time that I, uh, I pinned you down and tickled you until you cried? We're probably too old to do that right now. Monica: Okay, we have a lot of options here, a number of prototypes for you to try on. Joey: Wow! This looks great! Monica: Yeah! Okay, this one is a mushroom cap. Um, this one is made of bologna. Joey: And....and the toothpicks? Monica: Oh, just until the glue dries. Joey: Thank God! Chandler: Technically we could have sex again. What do you think, bossy and domineering?! Monica: The wedding is off, sloppy and immature! Chandler: That's me! Come on! Monica: Okay/ [they both jump up to head for their room but Monica stops] But wait, we can't. My cousin Cassie is in the guest room, we're supposed to have lunch. Chandler: Well, get rid of her, obessive and shrill. Monica: Shrill?! The wedding is back on! |