| TOW Rachel's Big Kiss |
| Phoebe: Oh, Rach, wait! Do you want to go to a movie tonight? Rachel: Oh, y'know what? I can't. I have to have dinner with that Melissa girl. Joey: Can I come?! I won't even talk! You'll just hear the noise from my video camera. Phoebe: What is this? What's going on? Joey: Oh good! Can I tell her?! Can I tell her?! Rachel: Well, do you want to hear what actually happened or Joey's lewd version? Phoebe: Joey's! Rachel: All right, you know what? If you don't want to believe me about this, why don't you just come with me to the dinner tonight and she will tell you. Phoebe: Okay, all right. Yeah, because I just can't picture it. Joey: Oh-ho, you should get inside my head. Melissa: ...anyway, his name is Allan and we've been going out for three years. He was my first client when I became a party planner. He was planning a party for his girlfriend at the time. Oh well. And he was Theta Beta Pi at Syracuse. Rachel: Oh. Oh, that's great! Melissa: Phoebe, were you ever in a sorority? Phoebe: Of course. Yeah, I was, uh, um...Thigh Mega Tampon. Melissa: What one? Phoebe: Yeah! You know, we were really huge too, but then they had to shut us down when Regina Philange died of alcohol poisoining. Melissa: Oh, isn't it a shame when one girl ruins it for the whole bunch? Chandler: Ross is Batman! Monica: Well, he did manage to keep his identity secret for a long time. Chandler: Rachel got Ross the tuxedo that Val Kilmer wore in Batman. Okay Batman is so much cooler than James Bond! Monica: What are you talking about? 007 has all those gadgets! Chandler: Batman has a utility belt! Monica: 007 has a fancy car. Chandler: Batman has the Batmobile! Monica: 007 gets all the ladies. Chandler: Batman has Robin! Rachel: How can you not remember us kissing? Melissa: I don't know. I don't remember a lot of things that never happened. Rachel: What? Come on! Remember? We were sleeping on the porch! We couldn't stop giggling? And our coconuts kept knockin' together? Phoebe: Oh, somewhere Joey's head is exploding. Rachel: Ah, look at you all handsome! Chandler: Whose is it? Rachel: Oh, does it matter? All that matters is you look handsome. Chandler: Whose is it? Rachel: I don't want to say. Chandler: Oh, come on! I don't care! Come on! Whose is it? Rachel: Diane Keaton. "Okay, I think that's it. The seating chart is done. This is our wedding. They all look like they're having fun, don't they?"-Monica "In Joey Tribianni, you get a minister and you get an entertainer. I'm a ministainer....there's no one better, there's no one guh-reater"-Joey Chandler: These pants a little tight. Monica: A little tight? I could see double 0 and 7 in these things. Chandler: Please don't take away my cool thing. Please? Pretty please? Ross: Pretty please? Not very 007. Chandler: Look, it's my wedding day. Okay? If you were getting married I'd never do anything to upset you. Ross: When I got married, you slept with my sister. Chandler: THAT was very 007! |