| TOW The Vows |
| Joey: Oh I got it! How about saying something like, "Monica..." Chandler: Monica... Joey: "...when I look back over our time together..." Chandler: Yeah? Joey: Well,I can't do everything! Look back over your time together! Ross: I can't believe in four weeks they're gonna be married! Phoebe: Well lets just hope it works. You know, nine out of ten marriages end in divorce. Ross: Phoebe, that's not true. Phoebe: Yeah, you're right. How's the Mrs.? Rachel: Hey, what have you guys been up to? Ross: Oh we were helping Chandler write his vows, but he kicked us out because Joey kept making inappropriate suggestions. Joey: How is "Monica, I love your sweet ass" inappropriate? Ross: How's Monica coming along with her vows? Rachel: Well, let's just say it's lucky she has a sweet ass, because she's not so good at the writing. Ross: Oh man, this is hilarious. Monica: Chandler! Chandler: Don't worry honey, we'll make yours funnier. Ross: Dude! How...how did you write this? Chandler: I stole Monica's and changed the name. Ross: You can't do that! Joey: If he goes first he can! Monica: You have to help me! I'm supposed to be writing my vows and all I have is this! [shows them what she's been working on] Rachel: Well, I like the pretty little drawing of you in the wedding dress. Monica: Thank you. Monica: There's still so much to do. Have you written your vows yet? Chandler: I figure I'd buy those. Pat, I'd like to buy a vow. [laughs] Monica: Sweetie, you know I have no sense of humor when it comes to the wedding. "Pretty soon they're gonna be having kids, and then they're just gonna be hanging out with other couples who have kids, and then maybe they're gonna have to leave the city to be near a Volvo dealership"-Phoebe |