| TOW Chandler's Dad |
| Ross: You're fast and irresponsible. That adds up to a bad driver. Rachel: Well in high school, that added up to head cheerleader. Phoebe: I'm wearing his briefs right now. Joey: That's...kinda hot. Phoebe: I think so, too. And that little flap?Great for holding my lipstick! Ross: Hey, Mon, I saw the Porsche parked out front, can I get the keys? Thought I'd take that bad boy out for a little spin. Rachel: Wait a minute! You let Ross drive the Porsche, and when I ask you, you say you're the only one who's allowed to drive it. Monica: Yeah, well, he's my brother! And plus he drives so slow he could never hurt it. Ross: It's a car Monica! Not a rocketship! Monica: Whatever Ross! Just replace the bulbs in the break lights after you're done. Ross: Look, Rach, if you want to go for a ride in the Porsche, I'll be glad to take you for a quick spin around the block. Joey: Yeah, you got a couple of hours? |