| TOW Monica & Chandler's Wedding |
| Monica: You know what? You're right. I'm sorry. Actually, you were a big help tonight. Yeah, and thanks for putting my grandmother in the cab and making sure she got to the hotel safely. Rachel: Well, of course, that's what I'm here for! Monica: Okay, sorry. Rachel: (to Phoebe) Uh! What grandmother? Monica: Oh Rach! Rach! Um, hey, could you do me a favor and would talk to Chandler's dad, and try to keep him away from Chandler's mom? Rachel: Yeah. But I don't know what he looks like! Monica: He is the man in the black dress. Rachel: Man in the black dress...Hi! I'm Rachel! I'm a friend of Monica & Chandler's! Woman: I'm Amanda. Rachel: Oh I get it! A man, duh! Monica: I'm getting married today! [falls down]I think I just cracked a rib. But I don't care, because today's my wedding day! My day is finally here! Phoebe: You know, she might not even notice he's gone. Rachel: What'cha doing Mon? Monica: I'm making a list of all the things that are most likely to go wrong at the wedding. Now, that way I can be prepared. Phoebe: What are they? Monica: Well, so far I have uh, my bridesmaids' dresses won't get picked up,my veil gets lost, or I don't have my something blue. Rachel: Hey! Those are all the things I'm responsible for! Monica: I had to go with the odds, Rach. Chandler: Yep, from now on it's gonna be the four of you guys and me and the missus...the little woman...the wife...the old ball and chain. Monica: Old? Chandler: The young, hot, ball and chain. "Look, if you want to borrow money, it's kind of a bad time. I'm buying dinner for 128 people tomorrow night"-Chandler "If you ever hurt my little sister, if you ever cause her any unhappiness of any kind, I will hunt you down and kick you ass!"-Ross to Chander |