| TOW The Sharks |
| Ross: Please don't cry because of me, Pheebs.I don't know what I'm talking about. I've been divorced three times! Phoebe: At least you've been married! Oh my God! I wanna trade lives with Ross! "He has to work, there's some rush on the big....ah, damn it, one of these days I'm really gonna have to start listening when he talks about his job"-Monica "Seriously Gunther, you should see someone about that cold. If it gets much worse you could DIE!"-Joey Mike: Ok, unless...you're not gonna try to get me to join a cult are you? Ross: (laughs) No. Mike: Oh, its just that you have that look Ross: Damn supercuts! (singing)"Oklahoma, where the wind comes sweeping down the plain...STOP IT! Why couldn't they have sent me to Texas? 7 o'clock, maybe I'll hit the gym. (sits down) Who am I kidding? Pay-per-view Porn!"-Chandler Monica: Yeah well, the weird part is...he was getting off to a shark attack show! Rachel: Noo!!! Monica: Yes! Chandler watches shark porn! "So basically, you've slept with all the woman in New York and now you're just going around again"-Rachel "Well Phoebe, I think that you'll feel better when you know a little bit about Vicrum. He's a kite designer! And he used to date Oprah!"-Ross Phoebe:....and Vicrum, you can't just call every time you get lonely, you know, you, you gave up that right when you slept with Rachel. Mike: But Rachel I thought she just had a baby with Ross Phoebe: Yeah well (pause) yeah you know, Emma's birth certificate might say Geller but her eyes say Mookurgee. "Honey, look, we can do something else, do you want me to get in the tub and thrash?"-Monica Chandler: You are an amazing wife. No really, you're amazing! You were actually gonna do this for me, I mean, where do you find the strength and understanding over something like that? Monica: I'm very, very drunk right now. Ross: Of course she has. If she'd never had a serious relationship, I'd go around broadcasting it like some unstoppable moron. Mike: But you did say it. Ross: Yes, yes I did. And I will also say what I'm about to say vis-a-vis the following, Phoebe has never had a serious relationship since her....super-serious relationship with...Vicrum Mike: Vicrum? Ross: What that's a real name! Rachel: Well watching sharks? Are you sure that's what he was doing? Monica: Do you know how many times I've seen him jump up like that, believe me I know what he was doing. Rachel: Man, sharks. I always knew there was something weird about that dude. And you promised to love him no matter what. Monica: What means if he gets a disease or kills someone...not if he gets his jollies to Jaws! Rachel: Ah! You know what honey, guys are just different. They like things we can't understand. You know, I once dated this guy who wanted to pretend he was an archaeologist and I was a naughty cave woman that he unfroze from a block of ice. Monica: Eww! Are you talking about my brother? Rachel: Yeah, I didn't disguise that very well did I. Joey: You know what you should bring? Your black see-through teddy with the attached garders. Monica: How do you know I have one of those? Joey: Didn't till just now. |