| TOW Ross's Inapproriate Song |
| Ross: You sang 'Baby Got Back', didnt you? Rachel: Nothing else works! That girl is all about the ass. "That's why, no matter what mommy says, we really were on a break"-Ross to Emma Ross: Shes sweat, wet, got it going like turbo 'vette Rachel: So fellas Ross: Yeah! Rachel: Fellas Ross: Yeah! Rachel: Has your girlfriend got the butt? Ross: Hell yeah! Rachel: So shake it!(slaps Ross's butt on the beat) Ross: Shake it! Rachel: Shake it! (Phoebe, Mike, Chandler, Monica, and Joey come in) Ross: Shake it! Rachel: Shake that nasty butt.. Ross: Baby got back (turns around and sees everyone else staring) Rachel: One more time from the top...I like big butts and I cannot lie, you other br....(turns around and sees everyone staring) Ross: Rachel please! That is inapproriate! Monica: That bastard taped over me! [Chandler's expression changes] Chandler: Is that a problem? Monica: I-It's just so insulting! Big spring for a new blank tape, Doctor! "I'm sure a mature man like Richard could see a tape like that and it wouldn't bother him. It'd just be another saucy anecdote for him to share at his men's club over brandy and moustaches"-Chandler Phoebe: [to Mike's parents] Here's something rich. 13 bathrooms in this place, I threw up in the coat closet. |