| TOW Rachel Goes Back To Work |
| "Good morning, Tiger! I'm making you a nice big breakfast so you can keep up your strength for tonight! You're gonna get me good and pregnant!"-Monica Joey: Yeah she sure does. Why does she have a pink bow taped to her head? Rachel: Well, because if one more person says "what a cute little boy" I'm gonna whip them with a car antenna! Ross: I think she's gonna be the hit of the office, huh? She's gonna be hotter than peasant blouses and A-line skirts. Can I get a blue bow? "I am the hell person whose office this is!"-Rachel Rachel: A vacation? My idea of a vacation does not involve something sucking on my nipples until they are raw. Gavin: Clearly you've never been to Sandles Paradise Island. "You call eight hours alone with my label maker wasted time? Ooh, now I get to use my shredder!"-Monica "I mean, I can write slogans. I mean, how hard can it be, right? "Cheese. It's milk that you chew." "Crackers. Because your cheese needs a buddy." "A grape. Because who can get a watermelon in your mouth?""-Chandler Chandler: The phone. Bringing you close to people...who have phones. Monica: Marriage. Not for everybody. Rachel: Oh yeah, well what department was that? The Jerk department? Gavin: Oh, they didn't tell me about your quick wit. Rachel: Did they mention that I'm rubber and you're glue? That's great. So now, Super Gavin, when I come back where are you planning to fly off to?"-Rachel Mr.Zellner: Incidentally, when are you coming back? Rachel: Today. Gavin: You said two weeks. Rachel: No, I said today! See for a superhero, not so much with the listening. Phoebe: Oh my God I'm gonna be on TV! Joey: Okay, now. I gotta tell you, being on TV isn't as glamorous and exciting as you think? Phoebe: Oh really? Joey: No it is awesome! Joey: No, no. Nurse with Tray doesn't know Joey, she doesn't have time for friends. She gets in that operating room and she carries that tray to the doctor, because if she doesn't, people die! Phoebe: Who dies? Joey: (points to man on table) Man with Eye Patch! You get in there and you do your job. Phoebe: Yes, doctor. Joey: Okay. Director: Okay, let's try this one more time. Phoebe: Hang in there Man with Eye Patch, your tray is coming! Ross: Yeah, and I was really hoping that I could hang out. What do you feel like doing? Monica: We're gonna have sex. Ross: I don't feel like having sex. Maybe we can watch a movie or something. Monica: Let me put it this way. We're having sex whether you're here or not. Ross: Pants off, Bing! Gavin: Well, I've changed your screensaver from that picture of *Nsync. Rachel: Hey, they were popular when I left! "Oh yeah. But you have to give it back if I get a job. Of course, by that time in the future ties will be obsolete and we'll all be wearing silver jump suits!"-Chandler Phoebe: Well, it's not okay, because I gave a very memorable performance as the nurse. And now suddenly I'm the waitress? That's gonna confuse my fans. Joey: Maybe you're a nurse, but you moonlight as a waitress. Phoebe: Uh huh. Because I'm a single mother, supporting my two children. Joey: Nice. Phoebe: Wait a minute. Dr. Drake Ramoray and I work at the same hospital. Wouldn't I come over and say hi to him? Joey: No, no. See, you and Drake are having a fight. Phoebe: About what? Joey: He slept with you and never called you back. Phoebe: And I just wanted a new daddy for Davy and Becky. "Well, there you go. You win, you win. You get to do the presentation, you'll knock 'em dead, no one will ever remember that I worked here, and then Ralph will buy his helicopter and Super Gavin will just fly right along side him!"-Rachel "Thank you, thank you. How about I do something for you? Tomorrow, I'll bring you a hat. Cover up the bald?"-Joey Phoebe: Yeah, I'm so good in this scene that I'm stealing focus from you. Well, rise to the challenge Tribianni 'cause I just raised the bar. Come join me up here! Joey: (to the director) Yeah, you can fire her, but I would call security, she won't go easy. Joey/Drake: I know you botched that operation on purpose. I can't prove it yet, but when I do, you'll be going to jail for muder. I don't care if you are my brother. Man: I'm not your brother. Phoebe/Waitress: What about my children Drake?! Huh?! (she starts running around the set with a security guy chasing her) No! No! No! God! Monica: Hey, wait a second. I can help you with this. You just need to be organized. We can make a list of your qualifications, and categorize jobs by industry. There could be folders and files! Chandler: Hey! This is where your hyper-organized-pain-in-the-ass stuff pays off! Monica: I know! My erection is back! Rachel: Can you please just take care of her for today? Ross: Absolutely. Just give me your breast and we'll be on our way. |