| TOW The Soap Opera Party |
| Ross: Uh, you won't believe what I have to do for work today. Chandler: Yes, but Ross, you chose a career talking about dinosaurs. Monica: Is he gonna introduce us? Chandler: No, I just think we're blurry shapes to him now. "Twenty bucks says they're married within the month"-Monica [about Ross & Charlie] "He's obviously late and the rule in my class is if you can't come on time, don't come at all. An option that many of my students use"-Ross Rachel: That's why you got us tickets to that play...to get rid of us! Joey: Yeah. Rachel: And last year is that why you sent us to that medieval times restaurant? Joey: Yeah. Rachel: [shocked] And that year before when you set up that night-time tour of the button factory? Joey: I can't believe you guys went for that one. Rachel: Joey, why won't you invite us to your parties? Joey: You act fine but everyone else acts like an idiot around famous people. Rachel: So just invite me. Joey: Please, I just trying to be nice. You're the worst one! Charlie: Oh my God! Ross: I've lost the will to live. Charlie: Come on let's ditch him. Ross: What? Charlie: Come on, while he's still in the bathroom. I am begging you! Ross: Ok fine, but I just have one question for you: When we exit, should we [imitates the other professor that was with them that talked slowly] walk or run or prance or stoll Charlie: Stop it, stop it! He talks slow but he might pee fast. Monica: Oh my god, can you believe we're surrounded by all of this? I can hardly control myself. Phoebe: Monica, you might wanna remember that you're married. Where is Chandler? Monica: Oh my God, Chandler! [it cuts to Chandler by himself at the play] Chandler: Where is everybody? Monica: Hey, Joey said no autographs. If she's getting one, I want one two. "To Monica" and none of that best wishes crap. I want love! Rachel: Actually Mon, Matthew was giving me his phone number. Monica: Oh man! If I had known I was coming to this party, I wouldnt of gotten married! "Oh please, Chandler's the love of my life...oh leather pants, have mercy!"-Monica Monica: That's it, just sign it on the bra. Joey: Monica! Monica: Don't worry Joe, I won't come next year. Chandler: So how did you enjoy the play? Monica: Oh my god, honey, I'm so so so so so so sorry. Chandler: You should be. You missed the most powerful three hours in the history of theatre. Monica: You really liked it? Chandler: Oh yeah. At first I hated it but why wouldn't I? As a man, I've been trained not to listen! But after Chapter 16, 'Fat, Single and Ready To Mingle,' I was uplifted. Monica: Oh really. Chandler: Oh yeah. I had no idea the amazing journey you go through as a woman. Tell me-tell me about your first period. Monica: No! Chandler: [looks at Monica's bra through her shirt] Did somebody sign your bra? Monica: So I got it when I was 13. It was very difficult. Rachel: Okay, that would be two cups of tarragon, one pound of baking soda and one red onion? Monica: What the hell are you cooking? |