MONEY

It can buy a house

But not a home

It can buy a bed

But not sleep

It can buy a clock

But not time

It can buy a book

But not knowledge

It can buy you a position

But not respect

It can buy you medicine

But not health

It can buy you blood

But not life

So you see money isn't everything & it often causes pain & sufferings. I tell you this because I am your friend, and as your friend I want to take away your pain & sufferings.

So send me all your money and I will suffer for you! Cash only