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| Mista: Good point of Mista - Looks like a street Elvis. Bad points of Mista - "Mista! Mista!" remember that? Happy Gilmore? This guys name is the exclamation point on anything and everything that is homosexual. damnit *(1) out of ten stars. |
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| Moe: Moe kinda resembles that one black guy from Urkel. Not the fat cop dad. His son. His friend was Waldo. I think his name was Steve. He always got into sticky situations and couldn't get out without an assist from his father who punished him. What a very very colored show. Well Steve was always a hoot and brings good memories. Good job Moe. *****(5) out of ten stars. |
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| Old Dog: Whoa whoa whoa. Old black people rule. They are awesome and they can dance. Anyways, Old Dog is really cool. I bet he says cool phrases like "back in my day..." and "whippersnapper". Plus he can rap. and his knees cave in. *********(9) out of ten stars! |
| Pat: Pat Macrotch. The only problem i have with him is that he has a mouse in his hands. a Keyboard mouse. not a CD player. But Pat is like the quiet faggot of the Playaz. hes like me. But Pat is like probably beat in the ass by hefty black men. Poor Pat, the justice system can't hold up for all of us... *****(5) out of ten stars. |
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| Stash: He looks foreign. His name could be replaced for Dmitri. not the gay one at our school. Or Christoph. Anyway his raps go like this: Russian Sensation, hear me on the radio station, All across the nation, I'm a pimp i need not masturbation, Got a sexual temptation, my penis like a dildo vibration, Make your baby a mutation, an ugly creation, rock the house of its foundation, its like im always on a vacation, holy shit ive got constipation, lets have a conversation, were a good combination, i'm an animation, let's hold a celebration, i know i'm a fascination, i'll give you some education, here's some information, goto the national aeronautics and space administration, now it's your graduation, im not procrastination, this is all my imagination, do an investigation, this is a collaboration, im not one for discrimation, bad way of communication, so lets say congradulation, no more acceleration, this is my annihilation peace! **********(10) out of ten stars! |
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| Timmy C.: Look at him. Pathetic. Well, I can understand they made one gay person, there's always one person who needs to get his ass kicked. But look, he's a gay McDonald's worker with a mullet. And his arms are spread, looks like he wants a hug. I can give him the elusive one finger salute. Anyway Timmy C. is the queer of the group he's from Oklahoma. But I'd try to get Timmy C. just so you have someone that all your black people can beat the fuck out of with a tree stump. *(1) out of ten stars. |
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| Will: I think he came from Bruce Willis. WILL bruce WILLis? see the connection. Well he looks like the tough body guard. He looks rather enforcing in his old man church loafers of course. Juice: Yo let's pop this G sucka? Juke: Hell no, he gots loafas! Juice: Dayyyyyyyamn! As I said. ******(6) out of ten stars. |
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| Willie: Willie is a slippery banana. I'm tired of typing I typed a lot for Stash I'll type none for Willie. ***(3) out of ten stars. |
| Well those are my picks for the My Playaz. if you plan on getting them all, and I assume you don't, I think you should go to a different site and see what they have to say. Then come to mine and read this again so i get one more hit. That's my collaboration, nots yours, BYEBYe!! BrIaN FigUrSki |