Crocodile Hunter: Search for Joshua
Hello! And welcome back to, The Crocodile Hunter! I'm Willis Yatouchme, and today we're on the search for the elusive Joshua, the most feared creature in the hallways of heritage! Check out his disgusting and strange attributes by putting the cursor over his picture!
Holy Cripes! Let's first discuss this atrocious style of the hair! I know there are some other hair monsters in the hallways, but at least they take the time to make their hair how they want it! Seesh!!!!!! Now look at his glasses. he's wears a freakin' paper clip! Those cannot be good signs of things to come! now look at his eye. Oy! Those beady little eyes are some of the most frightening i've ever encountered! Now look at the lips. For gosh shakes, he's wearing women's lipstick! Even I'm not that gay! I cannot stand to have this beast running lose in the hallways, let's catch him now!
The Search Begins...