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| By: Brian dude, 14, Fat, Hungry, Poor Today I moved to heritage. When i told the kids in my first hour, Woodshop, that my name was Alf, they threw spare wood at my face and Mr Bye shoved my hand through the bandsaw and said I just pulled a Todd. After i was in the office, I saw Mr. McBroom and laughed, i thought he was a parent, but he doesnt have a penis. he said I was suspended and I can't come back for a week, stupid fat guy. Then he stripped for me and my eyes melted. Ok. a week passes blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh. I come to my first hour a week later and this happens.... |
| this is what yuo do. IM Starting by wrting the begining of this story. YOU, my fans, (lol) Send in more parts of it. This is how you send it in say your name, your age, and three traits (for dumb people, three descriptions) of you. HAVE FUn, haahhaa. Oh yeah we have to have use people from school in our story, and our main character is a kid named ALF. oh if you want me to get the story IM me or send me Email monkey64P@yahoo.com |
| By: Kevin, 13, Prince of Break-Dancing, Stupid, King of Pong Well a week has passed and i walk into Mrs.Hall (teacher) and I walk in during a lesson. "Oh fuck wrong class" I said. She stops talking and she turns and looks at me.I look down at the rest of my body and i am wearing a un buttoned red hawaiin shirt witha black shirt under it that says "Hippys Suck Ass" and "Hippys are Stupid Bitchs". Wrong idea she kicked me in my gut and she broke my alf nose off sprayed windex in my eyes and slamed my elf head into the file cabnint. She opened a cabnint and pulled out the red plant from Super MArio and it shot fire balls at me and dodged it and I pulled out my ninja sword and chopped the head off and I kicked her in the back of the leg and jammed the head of the plant down her throat. I used my elf ninja kick and kicked her streight through her chest. "The 70s are over biotch" I walked out of the classroom and someone threw a eraser at me and it was... |
| By: Erin, 14, Short, Enjoys Porn, Enjoys Mac and Cheese Dave threw the eraser saying to get the fuck out off the room he was busy with erin!!..A Couple Minutes later Alf came to the storage room where dave "was busy with Erin" And walked in but daves and erins pants were off!!! Alf was getting horny! BOING! he asked if he could join.. but they declined the offer!! poor alf! a mintue later things got really steamy and..... |
| By: Alyssa G, 13, scared by Alf, hate school, Lives in austalia. Alf had been put into jail...he held up the mcdonalds at 15 mile road and van dyke, he threatened the cashier with the phrase" gimme the money bitch or ill rape you" i guess she didnt want to take the chance of being raped by alf, so she gave him the money and lost her job...hes currently in jail serving his sentence of life in prison...and........... |
| By: iLya, 14, ugly, tall, has a really long nickname Alf is now getting raped in the ass by some 500 pound man (No, not kevin) named Gensha. He spends the rest of his time digging a tunnel to escape prison and kill Alyssa for sending such a stupid part of the story. So a week later Alf and his 24inch pythons dig the tunnel all the way back to Heritage. Where he pulled out a mechanical pencil and gabbed it in his enemys eye (Alyssa) Since he did this in the middle of 2nd hour iLya walked up to Alf and asked him to stab Jessica too. Ilya slipped Alf a fat 20 and out went Jessica's eye. HAHAHA now by this time Mrs. Hippie HALL is goin nuts " HEY!!!!! (ten minute pause) What do you think your do(Pause) Ing... you cant ju(Pause) st do that!" POW! Brian walked into English class and shot the tree hugger straight in the forehead. Brian and ILya walked out of the class and.... |
| By: Steve, 14, annoying, Has nothing special to say, Hippocrititical they were attacked by a mob of Shawn gillinghams, Steve royers and heath food. the carrots were just itching to gwt anywhwere the went up thier ass and out thier mouths, the poked thier eyes, and just as they thought it was over, the shawns came in. They killed all of the heath food by talking too closely too long, brian and ilya were at last joyous when they realized that the shawns were running at them with thier half smile and bad breath. Just then they hjerd stupid laughter, loud talking and annoying sounds as they realized that a mob of Steve's were coming up behind them, the steve's played the Don't stand so close to me song to make the shawns shrivel upo and die, but now the steve's wouldn't stop. Just then somebody walked around the corner it was... |
| By: Hulk Hogan, 216 years, Hulkin Up, The Hulkster, mad that no one else does this. Around the corner was ALF! "what? Are you guys better than me? Is that why you kicked my ass outta the story?" said Alf. "heh heh, yeah?" said Ilya. "oh allright then." "Hey alf, can you help us with these steve clones? Ones bad enough, but when you got a wolfpack on you, it sucks the monkey." Yeah sure i can help said alf as he threw his Molotov Cocktail and then gino popped out and said MOLOTOV COCKTAIL!!!!! and were like okay. So then Ilya went to get his Shotgun out of his pocket and then gino popped out again and said SHOTGUN!!!! and then Ilya aimed it at him and Shot Gino in the throat. AHHHHHHHH!!!! someone was screaming! It turned out to be... |
| iLyA Im not doing those damn 3 things It turned out to be Christine hiding behind a shrubbery with a pick axe in her hand. She swong it around and around until every Steve clone's head was cut in half. Then she sat down and took a shit on the ground. "Ewwwwwww goddamnit" Said people. "SHIT" gurgled Gino JUSt barely being able to talk. Until iLyA shot him in his eye. So Brian, Christine, and iLyA (since the REAL steve died too) walked to Target and ate sandwitches. Until a man with a robotic penis and rocket launcher arm yelled "get your fine lookin asses over here" They ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran UNTIL they got to Jasons and MAtt and rest of that gay REWIND bands little party (i know it already happened so shut up, I SAID SHUT UP) and the trio of doom grabbed peanuts and..... |