Survivor: Episode One. Earlier this week, Bart Simpson was viciously attacked by a hippo and his hands got eaten off. Luckily, he managed to steal it's eyeballs, so now he has eyes on his hands. and thats just it.

Bart: ohh im so tired i'll sit down. Ganondorf: me too. Cujo: Hey, does anyone see that fuzzy pink plant? It could be food! i'm starving! someone get it? Big Show: HUUUUH? DID YOU SAY FOOD? I'm ON IT! RUUHHHHHH!!!! CUE MY MUSIC!!!

Big SHow: Eh? what the hell is this thing? It's no plant! What the hell?  Holy shit! its a naked thing! I'll beat it in the stomach! Krawk Krawk Krunchy Krunchkrunch.

Naked Troll: ook oook no. Me, friend. Me play Survivoor? Me play game. Me get off stinkyy island. ya ya sisterhood. Peachchin: oooohhh he wants to be our friends! I get it! Cujo: Fuck you, faggot. take off your little liberache coat, you shitbag! Gengar: I fell over.

Elsewhere... Bret Hart: ohh Jar Jar that was great. Jar Jar: Bret remember? mesa remember i was supposed to get firewood! can you do it for mesa? Bret hart: i know we'll do rock paper scissors for it. DAMN your paper covers my rock ill go get it.

Bret Hart: ahh a dinosaur! I am the best there is the best there ever was and the best there ever will be you cant stop me! DDT! JR: MY GAWD!!! THE HITMAN PLOWS DINOSAUR1 INTO THE BLANKET!!

Bret: well theres the firewood, that brown stick. ill go get it now, SINCE NOTHING WILL HAPPEN TO ME IN THIS CALM AREA?

??:BLAHHBI! Bret Hart: What is that thing! ayhuah!!!!!!! its eating my face! AND my delightful pink sunglasses!!! my eyes arent PROtected from ultra violet rays! oh i dont have any eyes.

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