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| MonkeyBwoy's Global Domination Strategic Planning and Operations Headquarters |
| For some odd reason you have stumbled onto my really stupid page full of nothing and everything. The time recently passed when I had planned to take over the world, but unfortunately it was uneventful. Oh well, maybe next time. Enjoy my site anyway! |
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| A Little About Me The Idiot Next-Door |
| Some Tight Bands You Should Listen To |
| "Aphorisms of Ishmael" My Book of Poetry |
| Something Special To Prove How Lame This Site Is (Oh, It Is Lame.) |
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| th incredibly bored person to visit my lame site since the Revolution began on December 17, A.D. 1999! |
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| (Disclaimer: This website is not in anyway involved in any plot or wish for global domination or the end of the world. It is simply a joke. Please to not take it as anymore than that. Plus, think how bad it would be if I was actually supreme ruler of the world.) |
| To get rid of those pesky advertisements in the upper right corners, click on the up arrow and then the X. |
| Sawing through My Leg with a Plastic Knife: A Science Experiment to Test the Strength of Human Skin and the Extent of Human Stupidity |
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| E-mail me with questions, comments, fanmail, hate mail, or money at: MonkeyBoy36@hotmail.com |
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| RaveWaves Some Really Kewl Songs by Some Really Kewl Bands |
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| Down the Tubes Some Awesome Music Videos by Some Awesome Bands |
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| Links Some Lame Website 'Cause They're Not Mine (j/k) |
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| Pictures of Perfection Amazingly Stunning Pictures of Yours Truly (and others now!) |
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| MonkeyBwoy's Page of Animation Craziness Just What It Says |
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| Shout-Outz to All My Fizok Just a Way to Say "Wuzzup!" to All My Folk |
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| The Weekly Poll of Craziness A Weekly (or Sometimes-morely) Polling of You the Public to Try and Figure Out Exactly What's Goin' on Upstairs |
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| Join Out Mailing List Join and Get Updates about What's Going on Around the Site |
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| MonkeyBwoy's Presidential Campaign Headquarters Find Out How His Bid for the Presidential Seat Is Going with Updates, Messages, Pictures, Interviews, etc. |
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| The Weave Everything that you ever wanted to know and more about the rawkinest band to come around since Celine Dion! (My old, defunct band) |
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| Pictures of Prom Perfection A collection of some crazy, crazy pictures from Prom. (Must be 18 to legally view this page.) |
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| Live Journal My daily musings, senseless babble, and anything else that should pop into my head. Enter the mind and life of a certified idiot. |
| Very Disturbing Poll Results |
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| After having time to sit and simmer the results of our extremely scientifically conducted poll has been tallied and recorded, and the results were simply chilling. . . . The poll (which boasts a +/-97.3% error margin) was posed to 110 normal, everyday citizens such as yourself which make what we uncovered all the more frightening. When asked, "So, has this site taken a turn for the worst?" the second largest group, 24% of you replied "Beep, beep, beeeeep . . ." First of all, you guys suck! Ahem, 15% of you sweet people believed it is better than ever while 12% gave an apathetic, "It's alright I guess." 8% claimed to have never really liked it, while another 8% believe it is better than a trained chinchilla. (Take that as you wish.) But the mostest scariest statistic was that 34% of the general public, those you see every day and sleep in your own home, simply replied, "Apricot." Is this a delicious fruit snack or a terrifing new trend? Taking this as an omniou-- . . . omin-- . . . omen-like sign we immediately have provided this link to the M.A.A. (Mothers Against Apricots) website in the hopes that we can stop this rapidly increasing epidemic. All we can do know is wait and pray! . . . Oh yeah, and take the new poll too. |
| Wild on Orlando Pictures from our recent band trip to Orlando and all that it entailed |
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| 12/15/Y2K+1 - Sorry that it's been so long guys. Life has been crazy, crazy, but good. OK, I've done a number of things. I've fixed all of the old links to my journal and picture pages, etc. so have look if you want. More exciting though, please check out the website for my band, Entropy. It's very cool (alot better than this one), and it's a real band this time, LoL, not like Spaghetti Weave. For real, please check us out. Until later . . . rawk on! |
| Entropy My new, awesome band. And it's for real this time! Please check us out! |
| MY NEW BAND!!! |
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| This is us, Entropy, with me on guitar, Rob Leake on bass, Radley Fricker on drums/percussion, and Holly Mirkheshti on vocals. Yeah baby! I'm really stoked about this. We've got some gigs and stuff coming up soon too so please go to our homepage. It's very cool. I made it myself. ;-) (It's better than this one, I promise.) Keep checking there for updates and stuff. We rawk so you'd better watch out! |
| 1/22/Y2K+2 - Happy (late) new year, everyone! Woohoo! Hey, my interview for Duke went really well today . . . for those of you who care. Other than that . . . Hooray for our team! This site broke the 10,000 mark a few weeks back; I just never bothered to mention. So, keep on comin'! |
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