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Episode 2: First Gig

Hello my friends. Eager to find out what happens next aye?! Well you've come to the right place. Welcome to Episode 2: First Gig. It's been a busy week for Soggy Bizkit. We have our first proper gig coming up so it's been all out rehersals. Our gig will be held at the popular venue, Butlins, Bognor Regis and we want to make a big impression so, non stop practicing!!! I have been writing some new material for our gig and i can tell you that it ROCKS!!! We will also be playing some songs that Hank wrote while in the mental home.

MONDAY: Monday morning and everyone is shattered from the weekend. We had a little celebration drink Friday night for getting our first gig and it dragged on til the early hours of Sunday morning. Never the less, we MUST practice. We started out with a band meeting to discuss the song line-up for the evening. We are expecting our audience to range between 18 and 25 so we are going to play the Hard Set. Our track listing is a follows:

1 - Fuck the world 2 - Shit on your doorstep 3 - Kill Graham (Hanks song) 4 - My Dog, Your mum 5 - Your father and the sheep 6 - pornographic videos killed the rock star 7 - Lesbians kick ass 8 - Frogs heads (Hanks song) 9 - Fred Durst is my cousin 10 - My parents in the park (Hanks song)

TUESDAY: We started practicing hard as we only have a

couple of days to the gig. Frank keeps going missing and returns with the story that he has been preparing mentally for the gig, I really dont understand the strange smell of beer and perfume though. He always has make up on also... strange. WEDNESDAY: We started practicing properly, Hanks drumming is bangin,

Pinkeys guitar is rockin, My vocals are screamin and Franks bass is...well...feminine. THURSDAY: Rehersals are slamin!!! Gig is tomorrow so we are off out for a good luck drink.

FRIDAY: SHIT!!!!!!!!!!! The gig is in 2 hours and the adrenilin is pumping. Hank has caught a stomach bug from last nights vindaloo and wont get off the toilet. We have packed up the van and make our way to Bognor. THE GIG: We finally arrive with half an hour to set up and prepare to rock the holiday camp! Standing behind the curtain we hear the crowd

flooding into the main hall. As the curtain rises its now or never. The playlist is perfect and the instruments are tuned. We come out blazing, roaring out the lyrics to Fuck The World, then it hit me, we are playing to a bunch of toddlers and very shocked parents. What do we do? Do we stop playing and blow our chance or do we rock on. What do you think?! We play on. Our performance was so good that all the parents fainted and the toddlers were climbing on the stage. So came the end of our debut on the world. We spoke to the management who said that they would call us, but we want bigger things, where will we end up next?

Part 3 up next. Where will the band be heading? Tune in next time for another installment