Saturday Horror #34! Iguanoman: HELLO EVERYBODY! Crowd: Hello IGUANOMAN! Tomzilla: Hi fans, welcome to another edition of SATURDAY HORROR! Well first off fans, the owner of MWF, me, will be leaving on vacation! See the football team I am on (The Renton Washington, 5-Star Varsity Cougars) are going to Las Vegas to play 2 games and have fun. Meaning…next week Saturday Horror will be canceled! But don’t worry…the next day, Sunday (For all those un-educated MWF Fans out there) will be the day when it airs. Well, on with the show! Iguanoman: What about the other announcers? By the way…where are they?! Tomzilla: I don’t know. They will be here later I guess… Bagan: Well our first match is Mecha Rodan taking on Megalon. Iguanoman: Where in blazes did you come from? Bagan: From the Galaxy Trians main base. They decided to go easy for a while…when they return you are all doomed! But hey, the Angels have formed and the most powerful Angel of them all has joined with one another. Prepare yourselves…for a losing streak MWF! Anyway Megalon will take on Mecha Rodan! Mecha Rodan: GO MECHA RODAN! Iguanoman: Um…they’re alive. Tomzilla: Yes, they are! Mecha Rodan vs. Megalon inside Battle Ring! Megalon         vs.           Mecha Rodan Mecha Rodan hovered on into the ring, he sensed something underground. A huge drill burst out of the ground ... then a body. It was Megalon! Megalon shook off the dirt from him and looked around. Mecha Rodan was no where to be seen. Megalon looked up just as Mecha Rodan dive bombed and crashed into Megalon, sending him crushing down. Mecha Rodan's heavy weight pinned Megalon to the ground. Megalon tried to shake Mecha Rodan off but he couldn't. Mecha Rodan opened his metallic mouth and started to gather energy to fire his heat beam. Megalon saw his chance to attack and sent out a Grande from his mouth and it went inside Mecha Rodan! a large blast exploded inside Mecha Rodan and he shut down. Megalon then kicked Mecha Rodan around all over the ring and fired energy bolts from his horn. Little did Megalon know he was reviving Mecha Rodan with his energy bolts. Megalon then picked up Mecha Rodan and tossed him up high into the air. Mecha Rodan then came back to life and hovered high above Megalon. Mecha Rodan charged up his beam cannon and aimed it at Megalon. Megalon spread out his wings just as Mecha Rodan fired his beam and as it hit the ground it caused a huge earthquake. When the dust settled Megalon lied motionless on the floor of the ring. 1....2.....3! Mecha Rodan won the match! Tomzilla: Mecha Rodan wins! Iguanoman: Not a bad fight. Megalon did…ok. Bagan: Megalon… Godmera: Hey, why is he still here? Tomzilla: Cause he’s… ~ Sigh ~ the commissioner of the MWF. Bagan: Megalon, for losing you will fight in a Triple Threat later on tonight! Iguanoman: Harsh… Tomzilla: Next fight.                                               Gigan           vs.           Manda Manda slithered on the ocean floor. Gigan dived into the ocean to attack Manda. Manda saw Gigan approaching and started to swim quickly. Gigan had a hard time moving around in the water and Manda took this to his advantage. Manda swam around Gigan and started to wrap around him. Gigan couldn't move and sank to the bottom of the ocean. Manda began to crush Gigan's body. Gigan tried taking Manda off with his claws but it did him no good. Gigan then turned on his buzzsaw giving Manda a large gash on his underside. Manda roared in pain as blood came out of the wound. Gigan then started to pound Manda with his large claws. Manda then used his tail to trip Gigan and then when Gigan fell Manda started to swim away. Gigan got up and swam after Manda. Gigan used his laser on his above his eye to try and hit Manda. But Manda was swimming too fast for Gigan. Manda then turned around quickly and wrapped himself around Gigan again, this time avoiding Gigan's buzzsaw. Gigan then started to fly up, towards the flew towards a city. Manda was still wrapped around Gigan and was sworn to kill him. Gigan crashed himself into a whole bunch of tall buildings, causing Manda to fall off. Gigan landed and waited to see if Manda was still alive. Manda arose out from the rubble and started to walk towards Gigan. Gigan saw his chance to attack and with his foot he stomped on Manda. Manda roared in pain as his body was being crushed by Gigan's body weight. Soon, Manda gave up and became unconscious 1.... 2...3! Gigan was the winner! Tomzilla: Gigan wins! Mecha Rodan: Not really surprised. Montyzilla: HAHAHA! If you think about it…Manda is like eric in some way… Iguanoman: Don’t even go there. Tomzilla: Uh…next match please! Bagan: MWF will go down! Tomzilla: Then why the hell are you the commissioner? Oh well Montyzilla, take it from here… Montyzilla: You got it. Hi everybody, this'll be the 2nd time that I've announced matches in the MWF. I hope that I do just as good as in the first ones! The first match is between the two Godzilla wanna bees. Space Godzilla vs. Mecha Godzilla, both are incredibly strong and both were able to defeat Godzilla on their own. This should be one helluva round!                                                          Mecha Godzilla        vs.         Space Godzilla Mecha Godzilla is coming in from Afghanistan, right now. He's really been busy helping the USA bomb Osama and the Taliban lately. Apparently Army Rangers, instead of the seasoned veterans of G-force pilot Mecha Godzilla, this should have a serious draw back to Mecha Godzilla's capability. Mecha Godzilla is picking an object coming in at mach 40 from outer space, yes, it's Space Godzilla! The white streak in the sky collides with the ground and Space Godzilla transforms into his bipedal form. A colorful burst of mega-buster ray blows off a chunk off Space Godzilla's shoulder crystal, Space Godzilla cries in pain and calls for the crystals in the earth to rise! A giant mountain of crystals has just thrown Mecha Godzilla into the air, sparks are coming off of Mecha Godzilla as he hits hard on the ground. Mecha Godzilla engages his turbo jets and rams into Space Godzilla, bruising him seriously. Space Godzilla turns around crushes Mecha Godzilla's arm, seriously damaging the shock cables, Mecha Godzilla's most powerful weapon. Mecha Godzilla fires a cable into Space Godzilla's stomach, space Godzilla stomach erupts in a fountain of crimson blood as the shock anchor cuts threw and artery. Whoa oh, Mecha Godzilla's crew is making a huge mistake! The cauterizing the wound with the electricity, the bleeding has stopped! What a stupid novice mistake! They could've killed Space Godzilla, but not now. Mecha Godzilla breaks off the cable and flies for the sky, but Mecha Godzilla is hit with an amber burst of corona beam that sends Mecha Godzilla spiraling down quicker than a jet flown by an Ara... Tomzilla: Damn it Montyzilla! Stop those jokes! Montyzilla: How did you know what I was going to say? Tomzilla: You know we're huge in Afghanistan, Iran, Iraq, and many fine Muslim countries, so try not to offend our fan base. Montyzilla: That's the end off Mecha Godzilla, he's history. If he's going to be repaired, he'll need more work than Michael Jackson's face. Montyzilla: Now comes our second round, this could be land slide, or a real shocker. Gigan, the kaiju everyone loves to hate, versus Biollante, the tree huggin', feminist, kaiju. Tomzilla: Wait? Gigan? He already fought! Bagan: MUHAHAHA! The round starts as Biollante rises from the ground, vines start to appear everywhere, then a beautiful rose appears in the middle of the army of vines. Biollante sees a blue crystal in the sky, and prepares for Gigan's fly by belly saw. Gigan swoops down and slices several of Biollante’s vines, Gigan is coming around for a second attack, but is shot down by a flood of corrosive acid, destroyer some of Gigan's computer chips and controls. A vines impales Gigan, but is stopped when it hits metal, this could be Biollante's Achilles’ heel, she can't fight mecha’s! She'll have to found out how, before it's too late. Gigan pulls back his huge claw and hammer's Biollante's face in, Biollante tangles Gigan up in vines, and starts to crush him. Gigan is starting to sound like an aluminum Pepsi being crushed, this can't be to good for him. He's being crushed faster than man sat on by Drew Carry. Gigan is started to use his infamous chest saw, green sap is splattering everywhere as Gigan struggles for freedom, yes! Gigan is free! Gigan runs up to Biollante's head, and starts to punch her once again, but a final blast of corrosive acids severally hurts Gigan. Gigan only has enough energy to flee quicker than the Taliban! Montyzilla: Well, I hope everybody liked tonight’s matches! Eric: Eric: Eric: Eric: Eric: Tomzilla: Who let Eric into the announcing booth? Godmera: ~ Rips eric to shreds ~ Taste like sh!t. Bagan: Now Megalon…you shall fight in a Triple Threat! Want to know who? You will find out…. Megalon            vs.            Gamera          vs.                 Gaos Tomzilla: Oh, this is going to be an interesting fight. Gamera (Heisei) will meet with Gaos, the Showa one, for the first time! Oh and Megalon is there as well. Gaos and Gamera fly around one another and right away Gaos fires his laser cutter, which cuts into Gamera’s arm. Gamera swerves to his right and fires a Plasma Fireball, which Gaos dodges and it hits Megalon…whom, was waiting from below. Megalon falls flat on his side and struggles to his feet. He bangs his arms against each other and spreads his wings and flies away towards the 2 monsters. Megalon loads up his power and fires his Gravity Beam, which impacts against Gaos’s wing and blows it off…Gaos coughs out blood and falls to the ground. Gaos lands on the ground knocked out from the fall. Gamera flies straight down towards Gaos with fire burning bright in his mouth. Gamera opens it and sends out a Plasma Fireball, which detonates against Gaos’s chest blowing up his body. Gaos’s head bounces towards Megalon with its mouth open. Megalon opens his mouth and then a Napalm Ball falls into Gaos’s mouth and blows it all over the place! Megalon begins an evil laugh and looks up and can see Gamera land not far from him. Gamera walks towards Megalon with a hissing sound coming from his mouth. Megalon runs up to Gamera and smashes his knife like hands against Gamera’s jaw, breaking it and giving Gamera a bloody jaw. Megalon then stabs his claws into Gamera’s chest shell, and now blood flows down from the wound. Megalon gives Gamera a shove and Gamera falls onto his back. Megalon starts firing his gravity beams upon Gamera’s body, steaming it up and leaving marks/scars. Megalon opens his mouth and a napalm ball jumps into Gamera’s chest shell opening and explodes inside Gamera’s body! Gamera rises up and closelines Megalon to the ground. Wow! He got up quick…but now he’s on his knees in pain. Megalon gets up and starts punching Gamera left and right across Gamera’s face, which is now a bloody pulp. Gamera suddenly raps his arms around Megalon and turns on his Rocket Jets…Gamera flies across the grasslands holding Megalon…they skid right into the city and Gamera slams Megalon at full speed through several skyscrapers and then onto the ground. Gamera is pinning: 1…2…3! Gamera has won the match! Tomzilla: What a win for Gamera! Well…Iguanoman what do you think? Iguanoman is sleeping in his seat… Tomzilla: OK then, um…next match is a match for NOVEMBER WIPEOUT! Coming up next is Team 2 & 7! Team 2: “Angels”: Sachiel, Shamshel, Ramiel, and Zeruel! Vs. Team 7: “The Reptiles”: Ultrizard, Gatr, Python, The Beast, and Gorgo. Backstage: Ultrizard: Remember everyone, when we go out…we’re out there to fight and win! The Beast: Yeah! Its time I prove I can do something! Gorgo: Well, If my team (Dino Mania) were in this we’d win. But I guess I will have to help you guys out. The BRITISH WAY! Gatr: Yeah well…we really haven’t fought as much. Python and I anyway. Python: We will have to prove ourselves! Ultrizard: Well first I am going to need a little help…Be right BACK! Ultrizard leaves… Announcing Booth- Iguanoman: Well, we’re just about to get ready for another match…Ultrizard? Ultrizard: I will need assistance… Iguanoman: Oh…ok. Tomzilla, you know what to do right? Tomzilla: Yup… Iguanoman climbs into Ultrizard’s command deck. Backstage: The Beast: I wonder where Ultrizard went. Oh hi Ultrizard. Ultrizard: Hello. Gorgo: Where did you go? Ultrizard: Lets just say…to get my “brain”. Gatr: Right… Python: Well, let us get to Battle Island. I here the Angels are already there. And…the new Angel, Zeruel. He’s pretty strong… The Beast: We can beat them. Except their blasted AT-Field. Ultrizard: Do not worry, I have devised a plan. Well let us go… BATTLE ISLAND- The Angels are all waiting inside the city. They seem to be focused on the approaching team of “The Reptiles”. Ultrizard stopped, as does his team. Ultrizard (Iguanoman): NOW TOMZILLA! Suddenly the entire city began to glow as massive volts of electricity pours into the Angels, dis-connecting their AT-Fields. This means their AT-Fields are broken! Ultrizard flies high in the air and loads up his Enternal Energy. The Beast begins to lower himself below the buildings as he moves closer to Sachiel. Sachiel stares at Ultrizard and fires his energy beams, which Ultrizard avoids and quickly sends out his Enternal Energy Beam which sears against Sachiel’s gut and forces hi into the side of a building. The Beast runs at him and bites Sachiel into the arm and easily penetrates the skin with his sharp teeth. But suddenly the bacterium, which The Beast holds in his saliva, goes inside of Sachiel’s system. The Beast then opens his mouth and starts ripping at Sachiel’s core, but then a laser like dagger stabs right through The Beast’s gut. Sachiel rises laughing until Gorgo’s fist slams into Sachiel’s face and he falls into the same skyscraper. This time it collapses on him. The Beast as well. The Beast begins to move really slowly, as he shakes the rubble off of him. 1…2…3! The Beast just noticed he was pinning Sachiel! Sachiel is out! Ultrizard begins to laugh until Ramiel’s Particle Beam blast his left wing off! Ultrizard plummets to the ground…using his other wing for balance. Ultrizard lands on the ground and can see Ramiel moving faster towards him. The Beast stumbles on with Gorgo holding him up, but then Shamshel slashes then both from behind. Shamshel slices into Gorgo’s back and is able to throw her into the side of a hotel complex. Gorgo slowly rises with burnt up skin. She can see The Beast with his jaws crushing Shamshel’s waist.  Gorgo quickly runs and does a bull-dog and now both she and the Beast pin Shamshel: 1…2…3! Shamshel is gone! Ultrizard continues to barely dodge Ramiel’s Particle Beam. Ultrizard loads up as much energy as he can and fires a Super Enternal Energy Beam which blows through Ramiel’s body destroying its core. That’s 3 down and 1 to…oh no! Zeruel is now stabbing its powerful daggers into Gorgo’s gut repeatedly. Blood sprays everywhere, as Zeruel fires a proton beam, which blows Gorgo everywhere! The Beast looks around at Gorgo’s guts and limbs. Then Zeruel’s daggers stab right through the Beast’s head and all the way through his back. The Beast falls onto his gut. But wait! Python comes up and raps around Zeruel’s body. Tightening the hold. Zeruel tries to break free. Ultrizard comes over and can see that his core is being blocked by armor. Ultrizard take out his Wrist Blade and starts to slice it open…it work! Gatr comes up and starts biting at the core. Ripping it back and forth. Gatr succeeds and not Zeruel falls but not before shooting at Ultrizard’s blowing a hole through his chest! Ultrizard stumbles on his knees and falls face first. Ultrizard…dies. But still…the winners are “The Reptiles”!  Tomzilla: YES! But too bad Ultrizard… Montyzilla: Where’s the iguana? Punkchicken: Did he decide to go into hibernation or something? Iguanoman: I’m back. Good plan everyone… Tomzilla: Um…we’re the only ones who knew about it. Iguanoman: Oh, so what’s next? Tomzilla: Well, we’re actually out of time. Meaning…that was the main event. So…SEE YA NEXT WEEK FANS! Remember…Sunday.