Saturday Horror #38! Tomzilla: Well, welcome everyone to another edition of MWF’s SATURDAY HORROR! Tonight, we are going to have Ymir defend the Hardcore Title against Yonggary, who well was attacked from behind last week. Any who, Godzilla has told us he will be recruiting monsters against Zigra’s army. Tonight we will find out first hand, on who’s on whose side. Iguanoman: Enough announcing and on with the slugging! Tomzilla: Be patient, we must get ready for well, Zigra’s announcement…as much as it sickens me! -Battle Ring- Zigra: Well, here I am once again. I am getting sick of having to come out here and pretty much make fun of MWF! So, allow me to make a match for next week on December Dismember! Coming to the ring now is my tag tea partner, Zarkorr! The entrance burst into flames as the lights dim for Zarkorr makes his way to the ring. He rolls into it and raises his arms in the air, as he seems to be in a good mood. Zigra: Yes, MWF is seems you all were to stupid! While we made the deal on who would win that Main Event at November Wipeout, Bagan and I made a bet. See if one of us were to win, then that Kaiju would have became the Commissioner. Well, it turns out I was the last one of my team standing and well won. Meaning I became the new MWF Commissioner...without the MWF knowing! So now I have decided that tonight that Zarkorr and I will take the night off! The crowd begins to boo, but then the lights turn into a red like color, as a giant burst of energy blazes out of the entrance…as the words BAGAN appeared on the Titantron. The crowd didn’t know to cheer or boo, but they decided to cheer. Bagan makes his way to the ring, as his presence frightens Zigra. Bagan: Well it seems around a month ago we made that deal. In fact we made a contract. But here’s something you didn’t…see. I made tiny words…about the size of a human coded “If Zigra(s) (team) was to win the November Wipeout main event, then he would become HALF Commissioner. Now, all you saw was becoming the commissioner...but you signed it anyway. So that is why tonight, you may have the layoff Zigra, but Zarkorr does not. For tonight, in a Triple Stacked, Hardcore, Cage match…will be you…and me! The crowd erupts in cheer, as Bagan exits the ring and heads towards the backstage, leaving both Zigra and Zarkorr stunned. Tomzilla: Whoa…both Zigra and Bagan are equally MWF Commissioners? What’s this world coming TO? Iguanoman: A zoo. Now lets get this show on the road!                                                    Enferno    vs.     Midrah Enferno flaps his mighty wings over the Ice Field, searching for his opponent. But then Midrah’s nuclear flame slices the air, and impacts against Enferno’s wing. Enferno’s wing seems un-affected by Midrah’s attacks, for Enferno himself is able to withstand any kind of heat attacks. Enferno flies down towards Midrah, blasting him with Fireballs that detonates against his Godzilla like body. Midrah falls back first into the side of an ice mountain, until Enferno fires a gigantic fire blast that blows the entire top of the mountain on top of Midrah. Enferno loads up his atomic ray, and releases it upon the rising Midrah…Midrah is struck head on by the blast and falls flat on his back. Enferno flies down and pins: 1…2…3! Enferno gets a quick victory. Tomzilla: Well, Midrah lost that pretty quick. Iguanoman: Serves Midrah right… Montyzilla: Hey, the next match is Iris taking on Godzalla. Well, let us get to that…                                                        Iris       vs.        Godzalla Godzalla wades through the city, in search of his opponent. But then he hears loud thrashes of movement, and out of the corner of his eye Iris’s tentacles lash out towards him. Godzalla dodges these attacks, by running and ducking. Iris’s tentacles slice through buildings after buildings, but Godzalla charges up and quickly fires his thermonuclear blast around wildly. Soon buildings are turn into flames, as Iris’s tentacles finally slice right through Godzalla! Godzalla roars in pain, as Iris lifts him up and slams him back into the ground. Iris then lifts him up again but this time slams him into a building. Godzalla roars in pain as Iris’s tentacles are now absorbing his energy. Godzalla begins to charge up, but his energy is taken away as Iris continues to steal it. But then it stops and Godzalla begins to breathe hard until something glows in front of his face. He opens his eyes and can see Iris’s tentacles charging up an energy blast. Godzalla lets out a small fatal roar as his father did in G98 at the very end of the movie…as Iris fires his energy blast that blows his head up! Iris is the winner… Tomzilla: Shocking… Lord Draco: Yuck! That’s a little…too gruesome! Iguanoman: Well, I say we move on. Mecha Rodan: We have Yonggary challenging the monster that defeated him last week. Well stole a victory and now it’s a rematch! Yonggary vs. Ymir! Hardcore Fight!                                                    Yonggary     vs.     Ymir                                                                                                            Hardcore Title Yonggary walks down the streets of Battle Island’s huge city, in search of the one whom cost him his title last week. But then he can see something running out of the corner of his eye and quickly turns sharply firing his fire blast that blows through a few skyscrapers, leaving nothing but burnt up holes. Yonggary stomps his way towards the ruined skyscrapers, until Ymir comes from behind with an iron pipe and belts Yonggary in the back of his head. Yonggary falls face first into the skyscraper with a hole in it, and now is trapped inside it! Ymir walks to the other side and looks Yonggary in the face and then begins to smack him across the face with the pipe. Soon Blood runs down Yonggary’s face, as Ymir continues. Ymir then grabs Yonggary’s head and begins to pull him out and then places him in the DDT position…Ymir DDT’s Yonggary right out of the skyscraper and onto the ground. Ymir pins: 1…2…! Yonggary is able to get his shoulder up. Now Yonggary is fighting back by punching Ymir left and right across the face. Ymir suddenly blocks and grabs Yonggary and throws him into the side of a building. Ymir begins to stamp his feet against the ground as he charges and spears Yonggary through the building. Ymir then walks away and comes back with a table! He lays the knocked out Yonggary on top of it, and then climbs to the top of the nearest and tallest skyscraper! He raises his arms in the air, and then does a Shooting Star Press! A loud crack is heard, as Ymir gets up and can see he succeeded…and pins: 1…2…3! The winner and still current Hardcore Champion…Ymir! Tomzilla: Even with revenge on the mind, Yonggary failed at defeating Ymir! Iguanoman: Well, shall we continue… Montyzilla: Oh come on Iguanoman, the others and myself would like to announce as well! Godmera: Yeah…ok, I am going to get my hotdogs… Mecha Rodan: Hey, get me some as well Godmera. Lord Draco: Yonggary seems to be under stress…HAHAHA! Montyzilla: Hey don’t me that mean…at least make fun of him better! Tomzilla: Alright…that’s enough! Let’s move on… Godmera: OK, I have the hotdogs. And no…I am not sharing! Everyone stares at Godmera evilly… Godmera: What? You think I am going to share? Well…you are all r…ong!               Millennium Godzilla (G2K)        vs.                   Gamera                                                       Heavyweight Title G2K stumbles over and looks down in the red, hot, steaming molten lava inside the mouth of Mt. Monster. G2K then turns his head sharply to the sky, as Gamera is flying across the sky in his Rocket Jet Mode. Gamera: Well G2K, let the best Kaiju win… G2K: Best? Obviously me…let is be a good fight then. Gamera nods, as he flies down and lands a few 100 yards away from G2K. Gamera lets out a loud active roar, as G2K just charges up and fires an Atom Ray, which explodes against Gamera’s chest. Sparks fly around, as a bloody hole appears on Gamera’s chest. Gamera roars in anger as he Rocket Jets high in the air, as his mouth is glowing with energy…he fires 3 Plasma Fireballs which explodes against G2K’s body…the force of the 3 Plasma Fireballs causes G2K to lose balance, as he falls into the mouth of the volcano. A large splash of lava appears and then showers back down. Gamera flies down and quickly turns into his Saucer Mode. He hovers above the lava, and then lands near a balcony. He looks down and charges up his Plasma Fireballs…as G2K’s head rises out, steam rising from his face. G2K quickly charges up faster as he fires an Atom Ray which blows the ground that Gamera was standing on to pieces. He falls to the lava but before he even touches it Gamera Rocket Jets out of the mouth of the volcano and lands on the ground just above the mouth of the volcano. Gamera fires 2 Plasma Fireballs that blows up against the lava, causing more of it to rise and then splash back down. Gamera looks down and sees nothing but lava…but then the ground behind him begins to break up as G2K rises from beneath it. Gamera does not yet know. G2K charges up once again and fires his Atom Ray that blast is right through Gamera’s backshell and right through the hole in his chest. Gamera fall’s face first to the ground and slides into the lava…G2K knows he landed in it, for a splash of lava rises. G2K roars in victory, for he knows the lava would have melted the turtle down. But then another splash rises and Gamera, while in Saucer Mode, flies right up and quickly Saucer Tackles G2K across the head causing him to stumble down the side of the volcano. He falls all the way down and lands near a river of lava. Flashes of light and energy is seen out of the corner of G2K’s eye, as he looks up and can see Gamera is sucking in Earth’s Mana. G2K’s eyes widen, as he knows what Gamera is going to do. G2K’s backspikes begin to charge up with nuclear energy, as his mouth becomes alive with radiation…Gamera’s chest shell opens up and he fires a Super Energy Blast towards G2K! G2K rears back and fires his Atom Ray, whom detonates against Gamera’s right side, just as the Super Energy Blast, slams into G2K’s chest! It rips through his skin, as G2K cries out in pain while blast chunks of Gamera’s side off. Gamera roars in pain as well, as the force of not only releasing the Super energy Blast begins to move him backwards in the sky, but G2K’s Atom Ray does that as well. G2K can’t take it anymore as he is forced back into the side of the volcano and a huge explosion erupts. Gamera stops and sighs and looks at his torn up side. The pain he feels is not even close compared to G2K’s…as yellow light appears all around the entrance to the side of the volcano where G2K was forced through. G2K stumbles out with a bloody chest, as his skeleton can even be seen. G2K roars in immense pain, as he falls onto his back, his spikes poking through the Earth’s Surface as a knife would through butter. Gamera flies above him and falls as he does a “Turtle Splash” and pins: 1…2…! Wait a minute…G2K’s body begins to glow an orange like color as his nuclear energy rises…the radioactivity! It’s off the charts! Gamera’s eyes open wide in confusion as G2K releases a loud, thunder like roar as he fires his Atomic Pulse which blows Gamera right off of him! But G2K’s Atomic Pulse causes him to blast a few hundred feet below the ground. Where lava begins to cook his back. Gamera, is flying through the air, his skin all burnt. He stops and can now see G2K’s body, which is trapped, in the hole. Gamera falls all the way down and lands on top of G2K and pins: 1…2…3! G2K loses! Gamera is the winner and still Heavyweight Champion of the world! Tomzilla: What an amazing match! Iguanoman: I must agree…it was excellent! Lord Draco: One of the best… Montyzilla: It was one of the best, but not as good as the match between Eric and me last week. Mecha Rodan: Yeah, also the match that happened earlier between you and Tomzilla. Tomzilla: Oh yeah, that was awesome…Whoa! Read this e-mail… [Sent to Tomzilla… December 22, 2001 Subject: Beware… “Dear Tomzilla and the MWF Staff: Beware, for later on tonight, I, Zigra, will cause a Magnitude 18 Earthquake on…Battle Island! I suggest you evacuate and prepare…”] Tomzilla: OK that spooks me. Lord Draco: I suggest we evacuate all the fans… Tomzilla: Agreed! Over hearing what Tomzilla’s e-mail said, all the fans remained in their seats stunned. As suddenly the seats were shielded with tough glass, with a TV screen appearing before them. Tomzilla’s face appeared and said… “Hold on tight, with is an emergency and you all will be blasted off into the Earth’s Atmosphere and will be protected up there until we can get everything under control. Oh and when you’re up there, take pictures. And enjoy you’re time.” With that the seats begin to blast off and all the MWF Fans were flying up towards the Earth Atmosphere. For safety measures, Armor Mothra as well as his mother, Mothra is there for protection. Tomzilla: Well that was a first… Iguanoman: And this was pretty much the first actual serious measure… Tomzilla: Not really. The Angel known as Sachiel caused a lot of damages…thank god they’re gone. As well as the Evangelion. Lord Draco: So I believe the Main Event is next? Montyzilla: It is…shall we begin? Godmera: Yes! Mecha Rodan: We have Bagan taking on…Zarkorr! Inside Battle Ring…inside a Hell in a Cell…Hardcore Match! And well, the fans that are in Earth’s Atmosphere have the honor of watching it all on their TV screens!                                                          Bagan    vs.    Zarkorr                                        Hell in a Cell/Hardcore Match Bagan walks down towards Battle Ring, and quickly gets inside the Hell in a cell. He picks up weapons and awaits Zarkorr. But then from behind Zarkorr bust is from underneath the ring with a steel chair and whacks Bagan in the back of his head. Bagan falls into the ropes, as well as bouncing off of them as Zarkorr smacks the steel chair across Bagan’s head. Bagan falls onto his back, as Zarkorr firs his Eye Beams upon Bagan, causing sparks to fly as Bagan to bleed from the rays. Bagan roars in anger as his horns begin to flare, and fire 3 Ninja Stars, which cuts into Zarkorr’s body and causes him to bounce off the ropes and Bagan does a side scoop slam! Bagan furiously pounds his fist into Zarkorr’s face. Zarkorr roars in anger and bites Bagan’s right fist, as blood squirts out. Bagan roars in anger and unleashes his White Beam upon Zarkorr’s face! Zarkorr’s face steams as Zarkorr kicks Bagan off of him and into the turnbuckle. Zarkorr picks up a chair and starts whacking Bagan left and right across the face with it. Zarkorr then knees Bagan in the gut and then continues to whack him across the face. Zarkorr then stops and picks up a table and sets it across the ring on the other turnbuckle across from Bagan. Zarkorr runs and knees Bagan in the gut again. Zarkorr then grabs Bagan and throws him across the ring and slams into the table. A loud crack is heard as Zarkorr runs and spears his horns into Bagan’s chest! Bagan roars in pain, as his own blood runs down from his wounds. Bagan angrily grabs Zarkorr and throws him all the way to the top of the cage, and causes Zarkorr to bust the top open! Zarkorr lays on top of the cage, as an opening is seen. Bagan looks over to the ropes and jumps on top of it, using it for a bouncing tool. Bagan flies up and lands next to Zarkorr. Now both monsters are on top of the cage! Wait, Bagan has a pipe in his hands. He grabs Zarkorr’s horns and lifts him up, preparing to batter him with it. But then…Zarkorr low blows Bagan! Causing him to drop the pipe and Zarkorr catches it. Now he’s beating Bagan across the face and then into the shoulder. Bagan falls to his knees as Zarkorr fires his Energy Beams upon his body. Bagan falls onto the top of the cell, and appears to be knocked out. Zarkorr approaches Bagan, as it seems like he’s going for a pin. But then Bagan rears up and fires his White Beam, which impacts against Zarkorr’s chest and blast is him off the cell, and impacts against the side of the Space-Titanium glass…it begins to crack and shatters! Zarkorr falls into the stands, where millions of people would have been killed. Bagan jumps from the cell and is able to fly right through the hole. Bagan lands next to Zarkorr and begins to kick him in the gut, and then in the face. Bagan fires another White Beam, which explodes all around Zarkorr’s body. Zarkorr rises, and begins to punch Bagan in the forehead, as Bagan does the same. Zarkorr grabs Bagan’s head and knees him in the face and then DDT’s him to the ground. Zarkorr pins: 1…2…! Bagan is able to throw Zarkorr of and into the side of the wall, where Zarkorr falls out! They are now outside the Battle-Ring Stadium! Bagan runs towards Zarkorr and Closelines him on top of an airplane, causing the gas tanks to ignite and huge explosions blows up beneath Zarkorr’s body! Bagan looks over and grabs another plane and smashes it against Zarkorr’s face, causing it to explode as well! Zarkorr falls back and Bagan pins: 1…2…3! Bagan is the winner! Zarkorr pushes Bagan off and walks into the water and swims away…Bagan raises his arms up in victory! Just as it seems like a good time to celebrate the victory, a Magnitude 18 Earthquake is caused on the Battle Islands! A whole stadium falls over and lands on top of Bagan! OUCH! As the ground begins to shake all around the islands, as Mt. Monster erupts as a result of the Earthquake. Ashes begin to fall upon the destroyed islands…as well as the Announcing Both, which is destroyed… -Announcing Booth- Tomzilla: OW! A brick landed on my head! Tomzilla yells out, as he pushes rubble off of him. As he clutches his arm in pain. He looks over to see everyone else getting up, and a very angry Godmera… Godmera: MY HOTDODS! Iguanoman: Who cares about you’re hotdogs! When the entire roof landed on you’re head! Lord Draco: Oh god…this freakin hurts! Mecha Rodan: My leg… Montyzilla: My HARD head! Tomzilla: This was not in the script Zigra! Lord Draco: What the hell do you mean? Tomzilla: Well all these bad guy gimmicks, well we only make deals for them to well try and takeover! We make out plots and such. But damn…this was not planned! Suddenly they hear laughing outside… Zigra: HAHAHAHA! You did not he’d my warning! And look what happened…even with you’re advance technology, you can not rebuild! It seems I have won! “Not quit!” Zigra and Zarkorr (Whom just arrived) look over to see Godzilla standing before them. As he is charging up and blast is Zarkorr into the water with his nuclear breath. Godzilla: I have had enough of you Zigra! We end it now… Zigra: No, we will end it at December Dismember! But for now…Magna…if you’d be too kind. Godzilla turns to see Magna slam 3 steel chairs in one against Godzilla’s face, causing him to fall down…unconscious. Magna: HAHAHAHA! Godgilas: Get off my dad you… Magna turns towards Godgilas, who spears him to the ground and begins to punch him left and right. Godgilas breathes his own nuclear blast on top of Magna’s face, which begins to steam. Godgilas: You and me Magna! This upcoming Tuesday! On Christmas…on December Dismember! Zigra’s Paralyze Beam stuns Godgilas’s entire body, as falls next to Godzilla’s body. Zigra and Zarkorr leaves, as everyone is left to wonder… Tomzilla: Well, this Sunday…you all will see my backup idea! For Battle Island will change totally! This Monday I will make an announcement and everything will be changed! THE MWF WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN! OUCH THIS HURTS! MY ARM HURTS LIKE HELL! Tomzilla and all the other announcers begin to rest and hold their hurt and beat up selves, as rescue teams are on the way. As Godzilla and Godgilas rises up and heads back to Monster Island, only to be greeted by Angilas, G2K, and Gamera assisting them.