Saturday Horror

Tomzilla: Hello everyone and welcome to Saturday Horror! Sorry about what happened last week, we had technical difficulties.

KaijuHQ: But we’re back and ready for action! We proudly bring to you the #1 Monster Wrestling Corporation…

Iguanoman: It became #1 with the help of me, of course.

Tomzilla: True, which his why you are here!

KaijuHQ: Well, shall we begin?

Iguanoman: Yes, let us get on with the show!

Tomzilla: Destroyer vs. Bagan! Lets get it on! Iguanoman, take it from here!

Iguanoman: You got it!

Somebody: First up is Zigra and Zarkorr vs. The
Reptiles for the Mutation Tag-Team titles!

Iguanoman: Question, just who are you?

Somebody: I’m Mr. Somebody, a new announcer, don’t you
remember?

Iguanoman: I guess not. Well, whatever, on to the
match!

#TITLE#

Now last week Gatr and Python got into a bit of a
disagreement, and now it seems as if Python has
disappeared. Gatr didn’t seem to care, and he decided
that he could take on Zigra and Zarkorr alone. Well,
in all actuality he can’t be seen either. Zigra and
Zarkorr are standing on the beach of our Ocean Arena,
looking around for their opponent. Suddenly Zarkorr
fires his eye beams into the ocean just as Gatr tries
to pop out and bite him! Gatr tries repeatedly to snap
at Zarkorr, but Zarkorr just keeps backing away until
Zigra slashes Gatr up with his metallic fins! Zigra
starts whipping around snapping like crazy, and
succeeds to tail whip Zigra to the ground, but Zarkorr
keeps hitting, horn jabbing, and beam blasting Gatr
into the sand! Zigra gets on the attack, and they just
keep pounding away, not letting Gatr escape to save
himself! Gatr has a tough armored hide, but he seems
to be waning. Just when it all seems lost, Python
comes flying out of the water and slams into Zarkorr!
What the heck!? Python seems to have decided to get
some sort of bionic implants or something! He has some
sort of metal contraption on the top of his head, and
some sort of metallic armor running down his spine,
ending in a point at the end of his tail! There seems
to be small rocket jets at certain intervals along his
body, and that just how he popped out of the water
like that! He appears to have “spit” some sort of
gooey substance at Zarkorr’s eyes, and he does the
same to Zigra! They both grab their faces and try to
get the burning stuff off, but Python takes the
opportunity to send some beam out his forehead at
Zigra! Zigra is send down to the ground, and Python
slithers over to shoot more of that burning junk out
and to beam him some more! He wraps around Zigra’s
neck and body, and with a powerful twist he snaps
Zigra’s neck! Zarkorr uses his eye beams to blast that
crud off, and charges at Python, but Python kicks the
rockets up again to slam him to the ground! He wraps
around Zarkorr’s chest, and grabs onto his head with
his mouth, twisting it back to prevent Zarkorr from
beaming him! Zarkorr holds out for a long time, but
after realizing that he will suffocate and be crushed
to death, he decides to tap out! I guess The Reptiles
are the winners, and the new Mutation Tag Team
Champions! After the match Gatr gets up and crawls
over to Python:

Gatr: How? How did you do that?

Python: I’ll show you. Follow me.

Iguanoman: And with that they crawl/slither off. I
think I better open this envelope I got today. *Rip*
Why gee, it’s a bill from the “Cybernetic Implant
Institute of Planet X”. It seems that Python found a
little way to boost his skills, and of course I get
charged for it!

Somebody: And you will probably be charged for Gatr
later on.

Iguanoman: Yeah. Well, next up is a match between
Gorgo and Angilas!

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Angilas starts things off by jumping backwards into
Gorgo! Even though Gorgo just got slammed by a hard
spiky shell, she immediately reverses it into a full
nelson! She then lifts up Angilas and slams him down
to the ground! She takes that big hand of hers and
wraps it around Angilas’s neck! He tries to get away
but she just grips tighter and tighter until Angilas
taps out! The winner by submission: GORGO!

Somebody: Dude! That was one quick match!

Iguanoman: Wow, Gorgo just beat one of the best
fighters around in less then a minute! Now that is
quite amazing! Speaking of amazing, we got a really
big match coming up next! If you ever have been to the
Godzilla Universe chat-room, you have probably met
somebody known as “eric”. He has submitted a whole
slew of created monsters, one recent one is a bunch of
“Gamerons” known as “Earth’s Protectors”. MWF also got
a slew of submissions from Anthony, which includes a
bunch of “Destroyer” forms, known collectively as
“Team Destroyer”. We have decided to pit these two
teams against each other! So, this match will be
Meltdown Destroyer, Mecha Destroyer, Super Destroyer,
and Space Destroyer vs. Gameron, Mecha Gameron, Super
Gameron, and Fire Gameron in a “over the top rope
elimination” match, to take place in the Battle Ring!

#TITLE#

Just for kicks we decided to add a giant stack of
5,000 tables just outside the ring! Sure, a small
folding table can’t really hurt a kaiju, but 5,000
might! The two team stand on opposite sides of the
ring, “Earth’s Protectors” on the left side “Team
Destroyer” on the right. The bell rings, and the two
teams start blasting the opposite sides like crazy!
There are beams and fireballs and whatnot flying
around everywhere! They just keep blasting and
blasting and blasting, and after a while it seems that
the destroyers are gaining an advantage! After being
impaled with 100 full-metal missiles by Mecha
Destroyer and nailed with an extremely powerful
thermonuclear breath blast by Super Destroyer, Mecha
Gameron is sent cureening off the ring over the ropes!
Then the destroyers decide to fly into the gamerons
and start knocking them around with various hits,
jabs, and slams! Super Destroyer and Space Destroyer
decide to lift Fire Gameron up into a running double
powerbomb, where they chuck Fire Gameron over the
ropes, outa the ring, and strait through the giant
stack of 5,000 tables! Not only is Fire Gameron out of
the match, but he just got his back acupunctured by a
zillion sharp pointy table legs! Super Destroyer and
Space Destroyer come close to falling out themselves,
and seeing this, Super Gameron decides to fly into
them! He crashes into them and all three monsters go
sailing over the ropes! Now it’s down to Mecha
Destroyer and Meltdown Destroyer vs. Plain Old
Gameron! MDD blasts Gameron with a powerful Super
Hyper Atomic Breath blast, sending Gameron over the
top rope! Wait… Gameron grabs the top rope on the way
over, and since he still has a few fingers on the
other side, he’s not out! The blast sends him outward
at a high velocity, and the rope stretches outward,
but somehow it does not snap! After the Atomic Breath
stops, Gameron is sling-shotted right into Mecha
Destroyer at amazing speeds! He slams so hard that
Mecha Destroyer is snapped in half, the top part of
which goes over the ropes and onto the ringside floor!
Both the bottom half of Mecha Destroyer and all of
Gameron are lying on the floor all busted up! MDD
decides to pick the fallen Gameron up and powerbomb
him hard to the mat, hard enough to create a big dent
in it! MDD then decides to fly up top a ring post,
apparently readying some sort of finishing move!
Unfortunately for MDD, he picked one of the ones that
held that rope Gameron grabbed, and the force of that
sling-shotting bent and broke it out of whack to the
point of collapsing! The ring post and attached ropes
fall forward, MDD instinctively falls backwards and
flies to a landing, and the “top rope” land on the
mat, in front of MDD! Through a screwy fluke of
events, MDD is out of the match! It’s now Gameron vs.
the leftovers of Mecha Destroyer, and Meltdown
Destroyer is not allowed to stop it! Through great
stamina and determination, Gameron slowly gets up,
grabs onto the lower half of Mecha Destroyer, and with
great effort he lifts it over the top rope and drops
it onto the other side! What an upset, The Gamerons,
“Earth’s Protectors”, eric’s monsters, they… won?!
Wow, odd, lucky guys, and as par expectations MDD is
not happy at all! He grabs that mutation title he
“stole” last week, and starts to bash Gameron in the
head with it! Suddenly the mat below MDD rips open and
he falls through it! Egad, he fell down under the
ring! How on earth did that happen, it wasn’t the part
he broke! After a while a bruised and bloody Meltdown
Destroyer is apparently chucked out of the hole, and
Godjira crawls out! After strapping his Mutation Title
back around his waist, Godjira walks off.

Somebody: Well, Godjira got his belt back! Nice little
trick under-ring tactic too!

Iguanoman: Yeah, and to top it all off eric, of all
people, had his monsters win! That is quite a shocker,
but then again no matter how bad something or how good
something is, there is always a chance to win or
loose. Well, anywho, my turn is done, and it’s now
time for the rest of tonight’s events told by someone
else. So, heeeere’s Tommy!





Destroyah   vs.   Bagan

Destroyah and Bagan both enter the city area from the sky, landing at the same time with a loud bang as the earth shakes beneath them. Both kaiju the roar at one another before they launch their respective attacks. Bagan fires 4 ninja stars at Destroyah and in turn, Destroyah fires his micro-oxygen ray at Bagan. Both attacks hit their targets and knock the two kaiju back, but both are quickly back on their feet. Destroyah then quickly fires another micro-oxygen ray at Bagan, but the massive kaiju sees the ray and quickly moves to one side, avoiding the ray and watching as it crashes down on the city were Bagan was, causing an explosion. Bagan laughs and glares at Destroyah, who is now heading straight for him. Destroyah slams into Bagan shoulder-first, cutting into the massive kaiju’s flesh with the horns on his shoulder and knocking him down. Bagan tries to get up, but Destroyah stops on his spine and knocks him back to the ground. Destroyah then does an elbow drop on Bagan before powering up his laser horn, preparing to cut deep into Bagan’s flesh. However, Bagan suddenly fires his white beam and it impacts on Destroyah’s legs, taking them out from under him and sending him falling face-first into the ground. Both kaiju lie on the ground for a moment, catching their breath before attempting to get up. Bagan is the first to get up, looking down at Destroyah, who is still struggling to get to his feet, but Bagan doesn’t plan on giving him the chance. Bagan lets loose with his horn beams, blasting Destroyah’s hide again and again, sending greenish blood spraying everywhere as the crustacean kaiju’s exoskeleton is cracked. Destroyah bellows in pain with each blow, but suddenly disapears in a cloud of micro-oxygen, which also blocks Bagan’s vision. Then, just as fast as the cloud came, it disappeared, but so has Destroyah. Bagan growls and looks around the city, a cold wind blowing across his massive form. Suddenly, the ground beneath him begins to shake and suddenly gives way, sending Bagan tumbling into a recently created pit. Then, dozens of 30 meter Destroyah crabs emerge from the pit walls and attack Bagan, blasting him with their micro-oxygen rays. Bagan roars in pain as the crabs tear his flesh with their rays and he crawls out of the pit. The Destroyah crabs are relentless as they continue blasting Bagan’s flesh as he swats at them with his hands, but then the massive kaiju comes up with a plan. He slams his massive form against a nearby skyscraper, smashing some of the Destroyah crabs in the process. Bagan then drops to the ground, rolling around the city streets and knocking most of the crabs off of him. The crabs then disperse and Bagan is once again left alone in the city. After a few moments, the referee begins the count out. 1… 2… 3… 4… 5… 6… 7… 8… Destroyah’s tail suddenly zooms out from behind a nearby building, clamping onto Bagan’s neck and choking him. Destroyah begins blasting away at Bagan’s hide with his micro-oxygen beam while Bagan is caught and tops it off by slicing into Bagan with his laser horn. Blood spills out of Bagan’s chest and Destroyah suddenly tries to take off with Bagan in tow, but the massive kaiju is too much for Destroyah and he can’t pull him up. Bagan grunts and grabs Destroyah’s tail with his hands, whipping the crustacean kaiju back to the ground. Bagan then slams Destroyah to the ground again and again, smashing houses beneath him, until Destroyah finally releases Bagan’s throat. Bagan then quickly goes for the pin. 1… 2… Destroyah kicks out and jams his horn into Bagan’s neck. Bagan bellows in pain and grasps the horn as it begins to power up. Bagan sees this, quickly pulls the horn from his neck, and jams it into the ground. Destroyah shrieks with rage as his horn stops glowing and he tries to pull his head out of the ground, but cannot. Bagan then goes for the pin once again. 1… 2… 3… Bagan wins and gets up off of Destroyah, taking one last look at the trapped kaiju before letting out a triumphant roar and flying away.

Tomzilla: And Bagan is able to pick up the win!

Iguanoman: Next its the giant mechanical Penguin taking on a giant dark moth!



MOGUERA   vs.   Battra


MOGUERA arrives at the grasslands first, spotting Battra in his larva form off in the distance, approaching the robotic kaiju. MOGUERA’s body hums as its weapons systems come online and prepare for battle as Battra gets within 500 meters. Suddenly, Battra fires a prism beat from his horn at MOGUERA and it collides against the robotic kaiju’s gut, knocking it back a few hundred feet. However, the robotic kaiju quickly recovers and fires his maser cannon and plasma beam eyes at Battra, slamming into his exoskeleton. The Black Mothra grunts and lunges forward, slashing MOGUERA’s right arm with his horn, sending sparks flying. MOGUERA is rocked by the force of the blow, but stands its ground and digs into Battra’s exoskeleton with its drill nose, sending yellowish blood trickling from the Black Mothra’s head. Battra shrieks in pain and backs away from MOGUERA, only to fire prism beams from his eyes and horn at the robotic kaiju, ripping into its metallic hide. MOGUERA goes down in shock from the attack and Battra moves in for the kill, but MOGUERA suddenly activates its boosters and body slams Battra to the ground. The robotic kaiju then begins to split into the Star Falcon and Land MOGUERA, but Battra recovers and spins around, slapping the robotic kaiju with his tail and interrupting the process. With sparks flying and systems failing, MOGUERA makes the decision to try its spiral grenades against Battra. The robotic kaiju raises its left arm and fires the first spiral grenade, sending it crashing into Battra’s side. The Black Mothra bellows in pain as the grenade digs into his exoskeleton and explodes, creating a gapping wound in his side. MOGUERA then attempts to fire its other spiral grenade at Battra, but the weapon malfunctions due to Battra severing some control wires in his earlier attack. Battra notices this and decides to seize the moment and charges forward, hitting MOGUERA full force with a huge head-butt. MOGUERA falls back from the attack as Battra’s eyes begin to surge with power. Battra prepares to fire his prism beams, but the ground beneath him suddenly begins to shake violently. Battra bellows with curiosity as the earth continues to shake and then the ground splits open! Battra tries to hold his ground against the violent earthquake, but smoke and lava begin to spew forth from the crack in the Earth’s crust. Suddenly, a loud roar echoes from the crevasse and Battra falls in. Then, just as quickly as it began, the crack started closing, finally sealing itself a few moments later. MOGUERA, still sparking, looks on in bewilderment as the referee begins the count out. 1… 2… 3… 4… 5… 6… 7… 8… 9… 10… MOGUERA wins, but stares at the spot where Battra disappeared for a few moments before activating its boosters and flying away.







Varan   vs.   Gorosaurus



Battle Island Title

Varan swoops through a desert like climate and circles his friend/opponent. Gorosaurus lets out a battle cry and charges towards the gliding lizard. Gorosaurus clamps down his jaws on Varan’s leg and slams him on the ground. Gorosaurus angrily rips into Varan’s side, penetrating his flesh causing warm blood to spill from Varan’s wound. Varan roars in pain and turns towards Gorosaurus, who is still ripping at his side. Varan brings down his fist on Gorosaurus’ long snout, causing him to release his hold. Varan quickly gets up and spears Gorosaurus to the ground. Varan goes for the pin, but Gorosaurus kicks him with his strong feet, causing Varan to fall back a few hundred feet. As Gorosaurus runs towards Varan, Varan struggles to his feet and glides through the air. But Gorosaurus Super-Kicks he out of the air and Varan falls to the ground with a loud thump. Gorosaurus pins 1…2! Varan is able to get his arm around Gorosaurus’ throat, and turns him over for a reverse pin 1…2! Gorosaurus is able to kick out. Varan grabs Gorosaurus and helps him to his feet and begins to slam his fist into Gorosaurus’ face. Varan grabs Gorosaurus’ head again, and DDT’s him! Varan with a quick cover 1…2…3!

KaijuHQ: And Varan successfully defended his title against Gorosaurus!

Iguanoman: Today is for some reason....boring!

Tomzilla: Oh well, next match!



                    
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Hedorah   vs.   Gigantis



Hedorah (In flying form) flies above the city, releasing his toxic fumes into the air. Not so far away, Gigantis approaches the smog monster, trying to avoid in-hailing the poisonous gas. As the smog monster approaches, Gigantis sends out a warning cry, but was answered by Hedorah’s Eye Laser that sizzled across Gigantis’ skin. Gigantis roared in pain, and quickly released a radioactive blast that seared over Hedorah’s form. Hedorah crashed through a skyscraper, and plummeted towards the ground. Where the rest of the skyscraper tipped down and fell onto the smog monster. Gigantis roared in pleasure, and turned what’s left of the skyscraper into nothing but radioactive flames. Hedorah’s final form rose from the ashes with a loud hiss. Hedorah and Gigantis locked eyes, and both went at it. Gigantis beat his mighty fist against Hedorah’s muddy form, as Hedorah’s skin scorched Gigantis’ skin. Gigantis tackled Hedorah up against the side of a massive office building, and battered him across the head with his palms. Hedorah’s Eye Laser flared from their eyes sockets, and impacted against Gigantis’ strong chest. Hedorah grabbed Gigantis’ form, and then turned around ramming Gigantis head first through the office building. Hedorah sprayed 4 Acid Grenades, which exploded all around Gigantis’ lying body. Smoke sizzled from Gigantis’ burning flesh, as Hedorah pinned 1…2…! Gigantis is able to throw the Smog monster off of him, and sent him flying a few hundred feet. Gigantis rises to his feet and sends out a wall of atomic flames, which envelops Hedorah’s entire body. The force of the radioactive fire is enough to blast Hedorah into a nuclear reactor, causing a gigantic explosion to rock the area. A mushroom cloud rises from where Hedorah had fallen and Gigantis was all that was left.

Tomzilla: An outstanding victory for Gigantis!

KaijuHQ: Next we have G2K & Gamera taking on...Spacegodzilla and King Ghidorah!








G2K   &   Gamera   vs.   Spacegodzilla   &   King Ghidorah





G2K’s immense form stumbles through a huge rain forest. He sniffs the air, and just as he spots his partner flying through the air…rain pours all around. Gamera’s Saucer Mode spins through the rain, splashing it all around. Suddenly 2 Crystal Rockets explode against Gamera’s Saucer. Sparks and Flares explode from all around, and Gamera falls into a ground of trees. Gamera roars in anger, as he stumbles to his feet. Spacegodzilla’s powerful form comes into view and Gamera sent out a warning cry. Spacegodzilla’s answer was sending out a Space Beam, which was directed to impact all around the Guardian of the Universe’s body. Gamera roared in pain as he fell onto his back, shaking the ground beneath him. G2K’s roar was heard a few miles away. The Millennium Godzilla’s body shape came into view. Gamera rises to his feet to face off against Spacegodzilla. But notices he didn’t do this at his own free will. Spacegodzilla uses his psychic powers to lift Gamera up on his feet and carries Gamera towards him. G2K’s spikes glared a bright orange color, as he was charging up his Atom Ray. Bright flashes of energy flashed along his back, while nuclear flames rippled from within his mouth. G2K leaned back and released his Atom Ray, which headed straight towards Spacegodzilla. But then Spacegodzilla directs Gamera into the path of the Atom Ray and himself, and Gamera is hit full force from G2K’s Atom Ray. Gamera’s back shell is blasted into pieces and the Guardian of the Universe falls to the ground, out cold. G2K roars in anger and sent out another Atom Ray, but was reflected off of Spacegodzilla’s shield and was sent straight back towards G2K. Hit by his own weapon, G2K falls backwards. As G2K roared in anger while lying on his back, a shape appeared over him. King Ghidorah’s terrifying shape appeared. A horrifying cackle could be heard, just as 3 Gravity Beams rippled through the air and dug into G2K’s flesh. G2K roared in pain, as KG’s Wing Lasers impacted around his body. G2K struggled to get to his feet, but King Ghidorah landed on top of G2K, pressing him deeper and deeper into the ground. King Ghidorah roared in pleasure, thinking he has won. Until G2K’s entire body lit up with pure glowing energy. Took time for King Ghidorah to finally understand what G2K was doing, but just as he was taking off…G2K’s Atomic Pulse exploded from all around the 3 Headed Dragon’s body, vaporizing the creature. G2K rose weakly, and looks towards Spacegodzilla. He approached his evil clone, but then crystals poked from beneath the ground, slicing through his feet. G2K roared in pain as crystals sliced through his body. G2K fell to the ground in complete and udder pain. Spacegodzilla seems to have won, until bright flashes of light covered the entire rain forest. Spacegodzilla’s eyes fixed on Gamera’s glowing body. He was taking in Earth’s Mana, and was charging up his Super Energy Blast! Before Spacegodzilla can get away, a bright shining light flared all around Spacegodzilla’s form, which disappeared in the blast. Gamera’s injured body then turned towards G2K. Both of them stared at one another and then howled to the sky in victory, as flames circled all around them.

Tomzilla: Fans...we are out of time.

Iguanoman: WHAT?!

KaijuHQ: Seems like we just started.

Tomzilla: We were suppose to have one more match, but we are out of time. We apologize, and hopefully Wednesday Whiplash will air this Wednesday!