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| Saturday Horror #54 Millions of MWF Fans cheered loudly, as fireworks burst high above “Battle Ring” and the stadium. Fans were on their feet, chanting the name: “Godzilla” over and over again! Tomzilla: Well, from the sound of all them, I guess they’re all very happy that “Heisei” Godzilla is now the official “Godzilla” of the MWF…and will forever be. Sad though, we will never see G2K or Gigantis here again… Suddenly, the main theme song to “Jurassic Park” echoed across the area, as the letters: “D-I-N-O M-A-N-I-A” flashed across the Titantron. Finally Titanosaurus, Gorosaurus, Spinosaurus, and T-Rex march out of the entrance and stop. The crowd was silent, as Titanosaurus prepared to say something into the mic. Titanosaurus: So, here we are…a week has passed since the defeat of Gigantis! Well, if I recall – on July Monster Breakdown we were just about to beat the hell out of Angilas/Varan/Baragon! Until Gigantis interfered…but now that he is gone and the Tag Champions are well…destroyed. There is nobody here that could stop us from turning each and every one of you (Angilas, Varan, and Baragon) into fossils! Just as it seemed like those words were true, Varan/Baragon/Angilas appeared on the Titantron behind them. Varan: Please…even without Gigantis we can beat you 4. Titanosaurus: Think you can back that up? Angilas: Correct, WE can back that up. To prove ourselves, we’ll take you 4 on right here tonight! Titanosaurus: 3 against 4? Wow, you just want a beating, do you? Varan: Not at all…we’ll find someone to back us up. But if we don’t then Angilas, Baragon, and myself will have to win a match ourselves. Titanosaurus: Ha…you have a deal. Prepare to lose! Tomzilla: Well, that was odd…what’s even MORE odd is I am the only one in the announcing booth. It’s been more then a year since it was just me…sort of…scary. Anthony: BOO! Tomzilla belts a frying pan over Anthony’s head, quickly knocking him out. Tomzilla: That is REALLY starting to piss me off. Go back to plumbing… Anthony: I hate my job at the MW-ouch! Tomzilla: Interesting…after a few seconds the pain finally came to you. Oh well, if you don’t like your job then you can quit! Anthony: Damn it…but I hate cleaning those toilets. You know how BIG they are? I mean, we all thought Godzilla’s breath was sick, but…DAMN! You’ve never smelled anything so horrible… Tomzilla: That is why I am the CEO of this corporation…so please, do your job or you’re fired. Anthony: Fine…just, could maybe I suggest a match? Tomzilla: If you will leave, then ok. Anthony: Why not have Super Destroyer & Space Destroyer take on those knew guys…um…Mecha Gamera & Death Stinger in a TLC match! Winner takes on the Tag Champions! Tomzilla: That sounds good, Anthony, but – Gigantis is gone! Meaning, the winners of this match will most likely become the new Tag Champions! Anthony: Sweet! Tomzilla points to the exit…Anthony slowly walks towards the door, with his head down. Anthony turns towards Tomzilla with a sad expression…a frying pan smacks him in the face. Tomzilla: Argh! People should know when they’re not wanted…well; guess we’re ready for our first fight. Meltdown Destroyer vs. Godjira, for the Mutation Title! Meltdown Destroyer vs. Godjira Mutation Title The entrance burst into a huge wall of fire! The loud bang shook the entire arena…but now, coming out of the entrance at this time…he’s 120 meters tall! Weighs more then the average monster, he almost defeated Godjira once and attends to do it again! This is…Meltdown Destroyer! Now, coming to the ring at this time…he is a former Undisputed Federation Champion. He is the current “Mutation Title” and intends to defend his title tonight, and keep it! Ladies and gentlemen, this is…GODJIRA! Godjira runs down the ramp and rolled into the ring. The bell sounded and this fight is underway! Meltdown Destroyer runs towards Godjira (Note: He’s running slow…) and attempts to take him down with his strength. But Godjira is much faster and quickly moved out of the way. Godjira moved behind Meltdown Destroyer and tapped him on the shoulder. Meltdown Destroyer turned to face Godjira, but Godjira drop kicked him across the face! Meltdown Destroyer falls backwards, bounces off the ropes, and close lines Godjira just as he got up. Meltdown Destroyer looked down at Godjira’s form jumps into the air, and does a huge elbow drop! Meltdown Destroyer’s elbow slammed into Godjira’s ribcage, which caused the iguana to roar in pain. Meltdown Destroyer then pins: 1…2! Godjira kicks out and just as he tries to get away, Meltdown Destroyer wrapped his arm around Godjira’s throat, lifts him in the air, and slams him hard onto the mat! Meltdown Destroyer once again pins Godjira: 1…2…! Godjira is able to kick out once again. Just as Meltdown Destroyer was going to use his “Micro-Beam” on the fallen Godjira, Godjira quickly released an Ice Beam, which quickly froze Meltdown Destroyer’s entire upper body! Oh my, Meltdown Destroyer is part “Destroyer”, and they have weaknesses against “cold” attacks! Meltdown Destroyer suddenly just falls right next to Godjira…Godjira rolls him over for a pin: 1…2…3! Godjira, after all this time, is STILL the Mutation Champion. Tomzilla: What an awesome match! And, surprisingly, Godjira is still the “Mutation Champion” after all this time. That is quite amazing… Anthony: BO – Tomzilla’s fist suddenly smacked Anthony against the face, causing the freak to fall down. Tomzilla: Alright…well, I’m sure most of you are probably wondering on what happened last week, at the end of July Monster Breakdown. As most of you know, Battle Island was attacked by “alien invaders” from what we understand. After the show ended, we received an announcement from them – personally. I shall now show you all what indeed these “aliens are”… Species: Alien Alien Race: Protoss Technological Rating: Superior then that of the human race. History: The history of the Protoss is a mystery to the human race. From what we can conclude, each unit of the Protoss race has powerful shields around them. This would make them a force to be reckoned with in combat. From what we know: It appears their attack last week has shown that they are indeed hostile. Basically, it appears that they intend to destroy the most dominant life forms on this planet – hence: The monsters. Tomzilla: I guess that explains why they attacked us last week. Well, it seems that the MWF is once again going to be taken over. Only if we lose this time…then the rest of the world will have to deal with them on their own! Well fans prepare yourselves for another ride…looks like its going to be: MWF vs. Protoss Tomzilla: From what we understand, one of their giant warriors will take on “Godzilla” right here tonight! Let’s see if we can get the first win…anyways, we have Mecha Gamera & Death Stinger taking on Team Destroyer! Winners will most likely become the new Tag Champions… Mecha Gamera & Death Stinger vs. Team Destroyer Match starts with all four monsters in the ring. Mecha Gamera’s boosters cause him to fly through the air – as he did; he looked down at both Super Destroyer and Space Destroyer. Mecha Gamera quickly released several burst of rockets, which detonated across both of the destroyer’s bodies. Space Destroyer roared in anger and a corona ray quickly burst from the creature’s mantel. A red glowing stream of dazzling energy quickly detonated all around Mecha Gamera’s metallic body. The metal coding around Mecha Gamera quickly absorbed the energy, and his chest shell opened. Energy charged inside and before Space Destroyer could react, a Plasma Grenade leaped from Mecha Gamera’s chest shell, and blasted Space Destroyer off his feet! Space Destroyer slammed against the turnbuckle – out cold! Just as Super Destroyer was going to attack, Death Stinger raised his metallic like tail, and charged its particle ray! Super Destroyer was not going to allow Death Stinger to charge up an attack, and quickly flew forward – tackling Death Stinger through the ropes! Death Stinger fell onto the outside and quickly crawled towards a ladder. Death Stinger used his pincers, and lifted a ladder up. Just as Super Destroyer jumped out of the ring and came towards Death Stinger, the mechanical insectoid smacked Super Destroyer across the face with the ladder! Super Destroyer quickly fell on his back and as he did, Death Stinger set up the ladder. Mecha Gamera flew towards Space Destroyer, who was resting against the turnbuckle, and SLAMMED his entire mechanical body against Space Destroyer’s upper body. This woke Space Destroyer – whose psychic powers went out of control. Mecha Gamera soon felt the mechanical parts inside him blowing up inside, and just before he could attack, Space Destroyer fired a Micro-Beam. A beam that can penetrate any metal…Mecha Gamera’s armor cannot absorb that! Mecha Gamera released a loud, digital like cry…as Space Destroyer’s micro oxygen quickly ate away at his armor. Just before Mecha Gamera was to be completely destroyed, Space destroyer pins him: Death Stinger prepares to leap off the ladder, and smash Super Destroyer’s ribcage, but say Space Destroyer pinning! 1… Just as Death Stinger jumped off the ladder, towards Space Destroyer, Super Destroyer flapped his wings and shot into the air… 2… Death Stinger was just above Space Destroyer, ready to stop the pin, until Super Destroyer tackled him out of the way! 3!!!! Team Destroyer has won the match! Tomzilla: Amazing match! Well, Team Destroyer I guess next week we will present you to those Tag Titles… Space Destroyer: Yes! Super Destroyer: Fine with us… Then, Angilas appeared in the entrance – holding both tag titles on his shoulder. Angilas: Hold up…Gigantis and myself fought for these titles. He may be gone, but I’m not going to give these titles to you. If I wasn’t in a match, I’d fight you for them…hell, I’d fight you now! Tomzilla: Angilas, now is not the time…anyways, you need a mystery partner for your match. Angilas: True…but who is willing to help? Suddenly, Godzilla’s classic theme played in the background. The ground rumbled and soon the crowd did as well, when the letters: “G-I-G-A-N-T-I-S” flashed across the screen! Gigantis suddenly walked up to Angilas side, and picked up his title from his former partner’s shoulder! Angilas: Gigantis? Tomzilla: Gigantis?! Gigantis, you aren’t supposed to be here. You’re out of the MWF! Gigantis suddenly holds up a contract… Gigantis: When I first started in the MWF, I made sure to have the perfect contract. One stated: “Because I am the senior kaiju, and had been given a contract that states that I can stay in the MWF as long as I want…” Tomzilla: Damn it! I knew his lawyers were better then mine. Well…no point to debate against a long time hero of mine. You may stay… Gigantis: Was going to stay anyways. Alright, Angilas – heard you, Varan, and Baragon need help. Well, here’s your mystery partner! The crowd burst into cheer, as Gigantis had return! Gigantis: Varan and Baragon, come on out…time to kick some saurian ass! This is the battle of the Jurassic! 8 of the deadliest, fiercest dinosaurs ever to be created! The last team member standing wins! The first team consist of 4 old school melee dinosaurs, Titanosaurus, Gorosaurus, Spinosaurus, and the might T-rex! The second team consist of Gigantis, Angilas, Varan, and Baragon! Let's fight! Gorosaurus does a jump kick, but a heat ray from Gigantis intercepts Goro's kick and knocks him on his on team mate! T-rex and Gorosaurus get up, and charge Varan, Varan jumps into the air, and the frustrated duo turn there rage onto Baragon. The T-rex rips off Baragon's tail, and Goro tears him to peices with his mighty talons. Well, Baragon never was much of a fighter... Spinosaurus sneaks up on Varan. Varan, tries to land, but is impaled by the mighty Spinosaurus! Varan bleeds badly, and is knocked out of the fight. Spinosaurus, can't get up under the weight of Varan, is also out of the fight. This leaves the 2 most expeirenced fighters of the MWF, Gigantis and Angillas, to fight of Titanosaurus, T-Rex, and Goro! Angillas jumps back, and launches a bed full of spikes towards Goro, Goro kick jumps towards Angillas! The two smash into each other with a deafening crash. A sharp snap is heard, Goro broke his legs, he's outta here! Gigantis and the T-Rex, square off. The T-rex charges, and tries to bite Gigantis's head! He ducks, and sucker punches the T-Rex, the T-rex, who has no upper body strength is helpless. Gigantis continues to pummel T-Rex's lower body. A crunching sounds happens every time Gigantis punches T-rex, his ribs are being crushed. Titanosaurus rush Gigantis, but is tripped by Angillas. T-rex is knocked on the ground. This gives Gigantis time to charge up his ray. T-rex is engulfed in blue flames, and he's extinct! Titanosaurus, realizing he can't win, runs away! 3 goners and a coward! The team of Gigantis and Angillas win; Varan and Baragon posthumelesly. Tomzilla: Nice match….glad to see Gigantis back. Well, what’s this? The Protoss have once again appeared above Battle Island… “We are the Protoss, as you may already know. It has come to our attention that this planet is the only plan which can sustain life through out the galaxy. Now, we have found this wonderful Earth…which is on the verge of destruction thanks to you humans! And you monsters are also to blame. Now, we have come with our best warriors…to destroy this “MWF” and have this planet as our own.” Tomzilla: Not while I and others are here… “We shall now send one of our best warrior against the one you call: Godzilla.” Godzilla vs. Zealot Godzilla, the King of the Monsters, in his most powerful form must fight his toughest opponent yet. The Protoss Zealot, not an ordinary Zealot, but a 100 meter tall one! Armed with massive psychotic blades, a bad attitude, and ultra strong shields. The fight starts now! Godzilla spots the Zealot rushing towards him. Godzilla leads his target, and fires his atomic breath. Sparks explode off of the shield, but no damage is done to the Zealot. A second breath misses as the Zealots ducks and rolls towards the King. Godzilla smashes his fist into the Zealots face, but his hand is badly shocked. The Zealots extends its psychotic blades, and a faint buzz is heard over the screams. The Zealot lets out a loud battle cry, and slices of Godzilla's left arm! Ouch, that'll take a while to grow back. The Zealot doesn't stop, and impales Godzilla in the guts, and leaves a nasty gash on his throat. A mist of crimson blood explodes from his throat. The blood splatters onto the Zealots shields, shorting out the weakens shields. No wonder they don't fight in water! Now, the playing fields are equaled. The regenerating cells form a scab over his throat, gut, and hand. The bleeding stops, but the fury of the psychotic blades do not. The Zealot reels his hand back, but it's block by Godzilla's right arm. Godzilla twirls around, and knocks the Zealot on the ground with his tail. Now that Godzilla has time to charge up his death ray, the Zealot begins to say hello to Aiur. The spikes glow a deep red, then a burst of violet orange consumes the Zealots. The flesh evaporates, and alls that's left is a suit of armor, glowing a bright red from the intense heat. The MWF staff doesn't call Godzilla the King for no reason! Tomzilla: Ha! You have failed on your first challenge…give up, you can’t win! “Ah, Godzilla may be powerful and the tides have turned…or have they? Your so called most powerful monster has defeated one of our LESSER warriors. Next week, we shall send more of our fearsome warriors…then finally, you will see our power!” Show ends… (Sorry fans, next week MWF should get back to normal…new co-writer, and Montyzilla returns!) |
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