Westley: As you wish.
Kid: Hold it, hold it. What is this? Are you trying to trick me? Where's the sports? Is this a kissing book?
Westley: This is true love. You think this happens everyday?
Granfather: Westley didn't reach his destination. His ship was attacked by the Dread Pirate Roberts, who never took captives alive. When Buttercup got the news that Westley was murdered...
Kid: Murdered by pirates is good!
Grandfather: ...she went into her room and shut the door, and for days she neither slept nor ate.
Inigo: Vizzini he can fuss.
Fezzik: Fuss...fuss, but he likes to scream at us.
Inigo: Probably he means no harm.
Fezzik: He is very, very short on...charm.
Inigo: Ah...you have a great gift for rhyme.
Fezzik: Yes, yes. Most of the time.
Vizzini: Enough of that.
Inigo: Fezzik are there rocks up ahead?
Fezzik: If there are we'll all be dead.
Vizzini: Enough rhymes now. I mean it.
Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?
Vizzini: Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Grandfather: Are you kidding? Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters,
chases, escapes, true love, miracles.
Kid: It doesn't sound to bad. I'll try and stay awake.
Vizzini: Of all the heads on this boat your highness. The one you should worry about is your own.
Vizzini: He didn't fall. Inconcievable.
Inigo: You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means."
Fezzik: You be careful. People in masks can not be trusted.
Vizzini: Whoever he is. He has seen us with the Princess and therefore must die. You carry her. We'll head straight for Gilder Frontier. Catch up when he's dead. If he falls fine if not the sword.
Inigo: I don't mean to pry. You don't by perhaps have six fingers on your right hand?
Man in Black: Do you always start conversations this way?
Inigo: Who are you?
Man in Black: No one of consequence.
Inigo: I must know
Man in Black: Get use to disappointment
Fezzik: Which way is my way?
Vizzini: Pick up one of those rocks. Go behind a boulder. In a few minutes the man in black will come
running around the bend. The minute his head is in view hit him with the rock!
Fezzik: My way is not sportman-like.
Vizzini: So it down to you and it is down to me. If you wish her dead by all means
keep moving forward.
Man in Black: Let me explain.
Vizzini: There is nothing to explain. You're trying to kidnap for what I refially stolen.
Man in Black: Perhaps an arrangement can be reached.
Vizzini: There will be no arrangement and you're killing her.
Vizzini: Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristole, Socrates?
Man in Black: Yes
Vizzini: Morons.
Buttercup: If you release me, whatever you ask for a randsom you'll get it. I promise you.
Man in Black: Hahaha. And what's that worth? A promise from a woman. You're very funny highness.
Buttercup: I know who you are. Your cruelty reveals everything. You're the Dread Pirate Roberts, admit it.
Man in Black: With Pride. What can I do for you?
Buttercup: You can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces.
Buttercup: You mocked me once. Never do it again. I died that day. You can to for all I care.
Westley: As...you...wish.
Buttercup: Oh my sweet Westley what have I done.
Westley: It's not that bad. I'm not sating I'd like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely.
Humperdinck: Surrender
Westley: You mean you wish to surrender to me. Very well then I accept.
Old Lady: Boo Boo
Inigo: Fezzik listen. Do you hear? That is the sound of ultimate suffering. My heart made that sound when Rugen slaughtered my father. The man in Black makes it now.
Inigo: Are you the Miracle Max who worked for my the King all those years?
Max: The King stickin' son fired me and thank you so mush for bringing up a painful
subject. While you're at it why you give me a paper cut and pour lemon juice
on it. We're closed.
Max: Don't rush me sonny. You rush a miracle man-you get rotten miracles. You got money?
Max's wife: Chocolate coading makes it go down easier, but you have to wait 15
minutes for it to sink in and he shouldn't go swimming for what?
Max: An hour
Max's wife: Yeah an hour
Max: A good hour
Inigo: Thank you for everything.
Max: Ok
Max's wife: Bye bye boys.
Max: Have fun storming the castle.
Max's wife: Think it will work?
Max: It'll take a miracle.
Both: Bye bye.
Clergyman: Mawwaige. Mawwaige is what brings us together today. Mawwaige that bwessed awwangement, that dream within a dweam.
Clergyman: True wove. Twue wove will follow you forever.
Clergyman: So tweasure you wall.
Humperdinck: Skip to the end.
Clergyman: Have you the wing?
Clergyman: Do you Princess Buttecup...
Inigo: Hello my name is Inigo Montoya. YOU kill my father prepare to die.
King: Strange wedding.
Queen: Yes very strange wedding. Come along.
King:{Buttercup kisses his cheek} What was that for?
Buttercup: Because you've always been so kind to me. I won't be seeing you again.
since I'll be killing myself once we reach the honeymoon suite.
King: Won't that be nice. She kissed me.
Buttercup: Oh, Westley will you forgive me?
Westley: What hideous sin have you committed lately?
Westley: No to the pain!
Humperdinck: I don't think I'm fimilar with that phrase.
Westley: I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be able to understand you wort-hog
face baffoon.
Humperdinck: That maybe my first time in my life that a man has dared insult me.
Inigo: Fezzik you did something right.
Fezzik: Don't worry. I won't let it go to my head.
