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CAT BATH
STEPS TO FOLLOW
1.  Thouroughly clean toilet.
2.  Pour in the required amount of shampoo
to the water.
3. Make sure both lids are lifted.
4. Find the cat and cradle him in your arms while carring
him to the bathroom.
(CLOSE BATHROOM DOOR)
5. In one swift movement, drop cat gently into the toilet.
Close lids fast.
(YOU MAY NEED TO STAND OR SIT ON LID.
THIS WAY CAT CAN
NOT ESCAPE.)
CAUTION: DO NOT GET ANY OF YOUR BODY PARTS TO CLOSE TO EDGE, CLAWS MAY BE REACHING OUT FOR ANYTHING HE CAN FIND.
6. It will probally take four or five flushes to
provide a powerwash and rinse.
7. Have someone open door to outside and make
sure no one is between the toilet and outside.
8. Stand behind the toilet as far as possible,
using a broom, quickly lift both lids.
9. When lids are raised, the cat will rocket out of the toilet and head for outside. At this point the cat will dry himself off.
SINCERELY,
MAN BEST FRIEND
MOOCOWZZ