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DOG
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A must for every dog. |
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BATH - This is a procedure by which human's drench the floor, walls, curtains and themselves.
You then add by shaking vigorously, while running though the house. |
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BED - Any soft, clean surfaces that is off limits.
Such as: the sofa, bed or the master favorite chair. |
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BICYCLES - A two wheeled machine, invented for dogs amusement. To get maximum benefit, you must hide behind a brush or tree.
Then dash out, barking loudly and run along side the bicycle for a few yards. The person usaully falls into the brushes.
You, then just walk away. |
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DEAFNESS - This is a malady which affects dogs when their human's wants them in and you want to stay out.
Symptoms: Stare blankly,
Run in opposite direction
or lay down. |
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DROOL - Is what you do when you human has food and you don't.
To do this properly you must sit as close as possible, look sad and let the drool fall to the floor
or bettter yet.
The human's lap. |
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GARBAGE CANS - A container which has left overs.
You must push the lid off the container.
Knock it over if you have to. If you do succeed, you are rewarded with margaring wrappers, moldy bread and bones. |
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LEASH - A strap that attaces to your collar
enabling you to lead your human around. |
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SOFA - This is a dog's napkin. After eating it is polite to run up and down the side of the sofa and wipe your face clean. |
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*SONG -OH WHERE OH WHERE HAS MY LITTLE DOG GONE |
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MOOCOWZZ |
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