TECHNOLOGY
"C'MON IN"
MAINFRAME: HOLDS UP THE BARN RUF.
MOUSE PAD: THAT'S HIPPIE TALK FER THE MOUSE HOLE.
MOUSE: WHUT EATS THE GRAIN IN THE BARN.
RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: WHEN YA CAIN'T MEMBER WHAT YA PAID FER THE RIFFLE.
SOFTWARE: PLASTIC FORKS AND KNIFS.
KEYBOARD: WHAR YA HANG THE TRUCK KEYS.
MODEM: WHUTCHA DID TO THE HAY FIELD.
MICROCHIP: WHUT'S AT THE BOTTOM OF THE MUNCHIE BAG.
BYTE: WHUT DEM FLYS DO.
SCREEN: WHUT TO SHUT WHEN IT'S BLACK FLY SEASON.
WINDOWS: WHUT TO SHUT WHEN IT'S COLD OUTSIDE.
PROMPT: WHUT THE MAIL AIN'T IN THE WINTER TIME.
HARD DRIVE: GETTIN HOME IN THE WINTER TIME.
RAM: THAT THAR THING WHUT SPITS THE FARWOOD.
FLOPPY DISK: WHUTCHA GIT FROM TRYING TO CARRY TOO MUCH FARWOOD.
MEGAHERTZ: WHEN YER NOT KEERFUL GETTIN THE FARWOOD.
MONITOR: KEEPING AN EYE ON THE WOODSTOVE.
LOG OFF: DON'T ADD NO MORE WOOD.
LOG ON: MAKIN A WOOD STOVE MORE HOTTER.
TURKEY IN THE STRAW
