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LAYMAN'S MEDICAL TERMINOLOGY |
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ADENOIDS - SPACE CREATURES THAT ARE KEEPING ELVIS ALIVE ON ZKQTO |
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AEROBE - A GARMENT WORN AROUND THE HOUSE. |
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ANTIBODY - YOUR AUNTY IS A SOMEBODY. |
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ARTERY- STUDY OF PAINTINGS |
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ASTHMA - WHAT YOU DO IF YOUR DAD SAYS "NO!" |
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ATROPHY- PRIZE FOR WINNING. |
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AUTOBLAST- A CAR HORN |
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BACTERIA - BACK DOOR TO A CATETERIA. |
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CARDIAC - SOMEONE CRAZY ABOUT OLD CARS. |
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CARPAL - PEOPLE WHO DRIVE TO WORK TOGETHER. |
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CAT SCAN - LOOKING FOR KITTY. |
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COLIC - A SHEEP DOG. |
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COMA - A PUNCTUATION MARK. |
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DENTAL - CONDITION OF A CAR AFTER A WREAK. |
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DIARRHEA - JOURNAL OF DAILY EVENTS. |
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DILATE - TO LIVE VERY LONG. |
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ELECTRODE - MONEY DUE TO THE POWER COMPANY. |
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FIBULA - SMALL LIE. |
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FRACTURE - PART OF A WHOLE. |
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GASTRIC - SOMETHING YOU DO WITH A BUNSEN BURNER. |
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G.I. SERIES - SOLDIERS BALL GAME. |
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HANGNAIL - COAT HOOK. |
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INGROWN HAIR - A RABBIT RAISED INDOORS. |
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LABOR PAIN - GETTING HURT AT WORK. |
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MEDICAL STAFF - DOCTORS CANE. |
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MEGAHERTZ - HURTS REALLY BAD! |
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MORBID - HIGEST OFFER. |
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NITRATE - CHEAPER THAN A DAY RATE. |
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OUTPATIENT - SOMEONE WHO HAS FAINTED. |
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PASTEURIZE - TOO FAR TO SEE. |
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PATELET - A SAUCER. |
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RECOVERY ROOM - PLACE TO UPHOLSTERY YOUR FURNITURE. |
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RETRACTOR - SECOND HAND JOHN DEERE. |
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SCAPULA - BURGER FLIPPER. |
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TABLET - A SMALL TABLE. |
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TERMINAL ILLNESS - GETTING SICK AT THE AIRPORT. |
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"TISSUE" - GOD BLESS YOU! |
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TOE - TO TAKE AWAY YOUR VEHICLE. |
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UROGRAM - FINALLY YOUR A GRAMPARENT. |
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VARICOSE - NEAR BY. |
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VEIN - CONCEITED. |
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*SONG - SKIP TO MY LOU |
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MOOCOWZZ |
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