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LAYMAN'S
MEDICAL
TERMINOLOGY
ADENOIDS - SPACE CREATURES THAT ARE KEEPING ELVIS
ALIVE ON ZKQTO
AEROBE - A GARMENT WORN AROUND THE HOUSE.
ANTIBODY - YOUR AUNTY IS A SOMEBODY.
ARTERY- STUDY OF PAINTINGS
ASTHMA - WHAT YOU DO IF YOUR DAD SAYS "NO!"
ATROPHY- PRIZE FOR WINNING.
AUTOBLAST- A CAR HORN
BACTERIA - BACK DOOR TO A CATETERIA.
CARDIAC - SOMEONE CRAZY ABOUT OLD CARS.
CARPAL - PEOPLE WHO DRIVE TO WORK TOGETHER.
CAT SCAN - LOOKING FOR KITTY.
COLIC - A SHEEP DOG.
COMA - A PUNCTUATION MARK.
DENTAL - CONDITION OF A CAR AFTER A WREAK.
DIARRHEA - JOURNAL OF DAILY EVENTS.
DILATE TO LIVE VERY LONG.
ELECTRODE - MONEY DUE TO THE POWER COMPANY.
FIBULA - SMALL LIE.
FRACTURE - PART OF A WHOLE.
GASTRIC - SOMETHING YOU DO WITH A
BUNSEN BURNER.
G.I. SERIES - SOLDIERS BALL GAME.
HANGNAIL - COAT HOOK.
INGROWN HAIR - A RABBIT RAISED INDOORS.
LABOR PAIN - GETTING HURT AT WORK.
MEDICAL STAFF - DOCTORS CANE.
MEGAHERTZ - HURTS REALLY BAD!
MORBID - HIGEST OFFER.
NITRATE - CHEAPER THAN A DAY RATE.
OUTPATIENT - SOMEONE WHO HAS FAINTED.
PASTEURIZE - TOO FAR TO SEE.
PATELET - A SAUCER.
RECOVERY ROOM - PLACE TO UPHOLSTERY YOUR FURNITURE.
RETRACTOR - SECOND HAND JOHN DEERE.
SCAPULA - BURGER FLIPPER.
TABLET - A SMALL TABLE.
TERMINAL ILLNESS - GETTING SICK AT
THE AIRPORT.
"TISSUE" - GOD BLESS YOU!
TOE - TO TAKE AWAY YOUR VEHICLE.
UROGRAM - FINALLY YOUR A GRAMPARENT.
VARICOSE - NEAR BY.
VEIN - CONCEITED.
*SONG - SKIP TO MY LOU
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