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THE DAY THE CHURCH
LOST GOD
A DESPERATE YOUNG MOTHER
HAD TWO INCORRIGIBLE BOYS.
  HAVING EXHAUSTED ALL SUGGESTION
FOR CONTROLLING THEIR BEHAVIOR, 
SHE TIRED ONE LAST APPROACH.
THE BOYS HAD TO MEET WITH THE PASTOR  AFTER CHURCH, IN HIS STUDY. 
THE FIRST BOY WAS SENT IN.
GLARING AT THE BOY FROM BEHIND
HIS DESK, THE PASTOR WAITED A FEW MOMENTS, THEN CHALLENGED THE BOY:  "YOUNG MAN,
WHERE IS GOD?"
  THE BOY WAS STUNNED INTO SILENCE.
     THE PASTOR ROSE PART WAY OUT OF
HIS CHAIR AND REPEATED,
"I ASKED YOU, WHERE IS GOD?"
     THE BOY BEGAN TO SHIVER - - - THIS
WAS NO ORDINARY LECTURE FOR
BEING BAD!  STEPPING AROUND FROM
BEHIND HIS DESK, THE PASTOR NOW
SHOUTED HIS QUESTION,
"WHERE IS GOD?"
     AT THIS POINT, THE BOY LEAPED FROM
HIS CHAIR AND BOLTED OUT THE DOOR, RUNNING INTO HIS OLDER BROTHER.
"WHAT'S WRONG?  WHAT'S THE MATTER?" 
HIS BROTHER ASKED.  THE YOUNGER
BROTHER CRIED,  "IT'S AWFUL! 
THE CHURCH HAS LOST  GOD
AND THEY'RE BLAMING US!"
*SONG - WHERE HE LEADS
I WILL FOLLOW
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