CEMETARY

CEMETERY

ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF TOWN, THERE WAS
A HUGE NUT TREE BY THE CEMETERY
FENCE. ONE DAY TWO BOYS
FILLED UP A BUCKETFUL
OF NUTS AND SAT DOWN BY THE TREE,
OUT OF SIGHT AND BEGAN
DIVIDING UP THE NUTS.

ONE FOR YOU, ONE FOR ME. ONE FOR
YOU, ONE FOR ME. THE BUCKET WAS SO
FULL THAT SEVERAL NUTS HAD
ROLLED OUT TOWARDS THE THE FENCE.

CYCLING DOWN THE PATH, BY THE
CEMETERY WAS A THIRD
BOY. AS HE PASSED HE HEARD VOICES
FROM INSIDE THE CEMETERY.
HE STOPPED TO INVESTIGATE.

SURE ENOUGH, HE HEARD,
"ONE FOR YOU, AND ONE FOR ME.
ONE FOR YOU AND ONE FOR ME."

HE KNEW FOR SURE WHAT THIS WAS.
"OH, MY GOODNESS," HE THOUGHT,
"IT'S ST. PETER
AND SATAN DIVIDING
THE SOULS AT THIS CEMETERY."

THE BOY SPED OFF ON HIS BIKE AND
CAUGHT UP WITH A MAN
WALKING DOWN THE PATH.

"COME QUICK!!" THE BOY YELLED.
"YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT I HEARD.
SATAN AND ST. PETER
ARE DOWN AT THE CEMETERY
DIVIDING THE SOULS."

THE MAN TRIED TO SHOO THE BOY AWAY.
AFTER SEVERAL PLEAS, THE MAN FINALLY
GAVE IN AND WENT TO THE
CEMETERY WITH THE BOY.

STANDING BY THE FENCE THEY BOTH HEARD,
"ONE FOR YOU AND ONE FOR
ME AND ONE FOR--------"

THE MAN WHISPERED, "BOY, YOU'VE BEEN
TELLING THE TRUTH! LET'S SEE IF WE
CAN SEE THE DEVIL HIMSELF."

SHIVERING WITH FEAR, THEY PEERED
THOUGH THE FENCE, YET THEY WERE
UNABLE TO SEE ANYTHING.

AT LAST THEY HEARD, "ONE FOR YOU
AND ONE FOR ME.
AND ONE LAST ONE FOR YOU. THAT'S IT.

"NOW LET'S GO GET THOSE NUTS BY THE
FENCE AND WE'LL BE DONE.

(THEY SAY THE MAN MADE IT BACK
TO TOWN 5 MINUTES FEFORE THE BOY.)

*SONG - HERE I AM LORD

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