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THE CHRISTIAN BARBER
   THERE WAS A BARBER THAT THOUGHT THAT HE SHOULD SHARE HIS FAITH WITH HIS CUSTOMERS MORE.  SO THE NEXT DAY, WHEN THE SUN CAME UP AND THE BARBER GOT OUT OF BED HE SAID,  "TODAY I AM GOING TO WITNESS TO THE FIRST MAN THAT WALKS THROUGH MY DOOR."  SOON AFTER HE OPENED HIS SHOP THE FIRST MAN ARRIVES AND SAID,  "I WOULD LIKE A SHAVE!"  THE BARBER SAID, "SURE HAVE A SEAT AND I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU."  THE BARBER WENT IN THE BACK ROOM AND PRAYED A QUICK PRAYER SAYING, "LORD, THE FIRST CUSTOMER CAME IN AND NOW I MUST WITNESS TO HIM.  SO PLEASE GIVE ME THE WISDOM TO KNOW JUST THE RIGHT THINGS TO SAY TO HIM.  AMEN."
THE BARBER QUICLKY CAME OUT OF THE BACK ROOM WITH HIS RAZOR IN ONE HAND AND A BIBLE IN THE OTHER WHILE SAYING, "GOOD MORNING SIR.  I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU-----  ARE YOU READY TO DIE?"
*SONG - GOD BE WITH YOU
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