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E-MAIL MIX-UP

THERE WAS THIS COUPLE, WITH BOTH WORKING, THEY HAD A DIFFICULT TIME COORDINATION THEIR SCHEDULES.  THEY  HAD TO BE IN MEXICO BY FRIDAY,  BUT COULD NOT LEAVE TOGETHER.  THE HUBSAND LEFT ON WEDNESDAY, AND THE WIFE WAS TO FOLLOW HIM ON THE NEXT DAY.      THE MAN ARRIVED AT HIS HOTEL ON SCHEDULE.  UPON GETTING TO HIS ROOM,  HE DECIDED TO OPEN HIS LAPTOP AND SEND HIS WIFE AN E-MAIL.  HOWEVER HE LEFT OFF ONE LETTER IN TYPING HIS WIFE'S E-MAIL ADDRESS, AND SENT THE E-MAIL OFF WITHOUT REALIZING HIS ERROR.      IN ANOTHER PART OF THE COUNTRY, A WINDOW HAD JUST RETURN HOME FROM THE FUNERAL OF HER HUBSAND,  A PASTOR WHO HAD BEEN CALLED HOME TO HIS GLORY.  SHE DECIDED TO CHECK HER E-MAIL FROM HER HUBSAND'S RELATIVES AND FRIENDS, AND TURNED ON THE COMPUTER.  UPON READING THE FIRST E-MAIL,  SHE LET OUT A LOUD SCREAM,  FAINTED AND FELL TO THE FLOOR.  THE WOMAN'S SON RUSHED INTO THE ROOM AND FOUND HIS MOTHER ON THE FLOOR.  HE GLANCED UP AT THE MONITOR'S SCREEN, AND SAW THE FOLLOWING E-MAIL MESSAGE:    TO MY LOVING WIFE,     I'VE JUST CHECK IN.  EVERYTHING HAS BEEN PREPARED FOR YOUR ARRIVAL HERE TOMORROW.  LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING YOU.       YOUR DEVOTED HUBSAND. XOXOX P.S.  SURE IS HOT DOWN HERE!

*SONG - JUST AS I AM

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