Top Ten Cheezey Pick up Lines

These are the Top Ten Cheezy Pick up Lines for Pagans to use at Beltane
Gatherings. The Author of these is unknown, but I found it at
the Wiccan and Pagan Information Center. A link to the page can be found
below.


TOP TEN CHEEZEY PICK-UP LINES FOR PAGANS TO USE AT BELTANE GATHERINGS


10. Hey babe, what's your sign? What's it's ascendant? What is your planet
alignment in Venus during Cancer's revolving around the Fourth
House?

9. Read any good Llewellyn Books lately?

8. Would you like to come over to my place and widdershens?

7. Haven't I seen you someplace before in another life?

6. Yes, I'm handfasted, but that's not "technically" marriage.

5. So, do you draw down the moon here often?

4. What's a nymph Goddess like you doing in a place like this?

3. You have the prettiest third eye I've ever seen.

2. You're feet must be tired because you've been Spiral Dancing in my mind
all night long.

And the Number One Cheezey Pick-Up Line for Pagans to Use
at Beltane Gatherings is:


1. Is that a May Pole in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?





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