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Fine
This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about but
need to shut you up. NEVER use fine to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to
have one of those arguments.
Five Minutes
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is
going to last before you take out the trash, so I feel that it's an even trade.
Nothing
This means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used
to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and
backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five
Minutes" and end with the word "Fine."
Go Ahead (with raised eyebrows)
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and
will end with the word "Fine."
Go Ahead (normal eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care." You
will get a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by
"Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five
Minutes" when she cools off.
Loud Sigh
This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement very misunderstood by
men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment and wonders
why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing."
Soft Sigh
Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" are one of the few
things that some men actually understand. She is content. Your best bet is to not move or
breathe and she will stay content.
That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a man. "That's
Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you retributions for
whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word
"Fine" and used in conjunction with a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead." At
some point in the near future when she has plotted and planned, you are going to be in
some mighty big trouble.
Please Do
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with
whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a
fair chance to tell the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's
Okay."
Thanks
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint, just say you're welcome.
Thanks A Lot
This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot"
when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have hurt her in some callous
way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is
wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing."
The Language Barrier
Forwarded from a friend from Seventeen Magazine Feb.
2002 Issue
Girls English |
Guys English |
Maybe-No |
I'm hungry-I'm hungry |
Do what you want-Either way, you'll pay for it later |
I'm sleepy-I'm sleepy |
We need to talk- You'd better listen to every word I say
right now |
I'm bored-I'm bored. |
Sure...go ahead-You'd better not! |
Want to go to a movie?-At least I can sleep in peace
there. |
I'm not upset-Of course I'm upset, you moron! |
I love you, too-See I finally said it! |
How much do you love me?-I've done something you're not
going to like. |
Let's talk-I'm trying to impress you by showing I'm a deep
person, maybe then I won't get so many dirty looks. |
Am I fat?-You'd better tell me I'm beautiful |
Nice dress!-If any other guy so much as looks at you in
that thing, I'll punch him out. |
You have to learn to communicate!-Just agree with me
already! |
You look tense; let me give you a massage-My back is
killing me; you get to massage me next. |
That's nice-Shut up! I'm trying to concentrate on
something much more important than your meaningless little football game! |
What's wrong?-What meaningless, self-inflicted
psychological trauma are you going through now? |
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